Justin McGuire

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Apparently I give zero fucks

Let me have it, @profanity.accountant

“Pending physical”

People say you’re monkeeing around

it looks like crap and immediately antagonizes a good chunk of us. if that's your goal, carry on. if that's not your goal, consider "Americans"

Headline about tortoise who lived through two world wars

And did absolutely nothing to stop them.

'Dictatorial powers': SCiLL dean ignored vote of the School's advisory board New evidence obtained by The Daily Tar Heel gives weight to claims made by professors who resigned from the School of Civic Life and Leadership.

The student-run Daily Tar Heel is doing stellar reporting on deep struggles over #UNC's School of Civic Life and Leadership, created by the legislature, here's the latest from reporter Aidan Lockhart: www.dailytarheel.com/article/inve...

Honestly, this should end all food discourse on here. But it won’t.

the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers

Best content you'll see all day

1. Yes! Thank you. USians is the dumbest shit imaginable. I know a popular British podcaster who uses it, and it is do annoying.

2. If you want to find some truly off-putting people to block, check out the replies to this.

That is exactly right, thank for articulating it so succinctly.

Can't wait to hear about their crypto scheme.

It’s a race to the finish with Robert Caro!

My favorite detail is the canned cranberry sauce.

goddammit, he's right about the shoes thing

My favorite detail is the canned cranberry sauce.

I don’t think Elon Musk has had a normal human interaction in his entire life.

🎶 Well, I lost an eye in Mexico.
I lost two teeth, where I don’t know.
People see me coming and they move to the other side of the road. 🎶

Lol

Man, I lived through the Reagan years, and the idea that Democrats are just the same as that old fool is something you only say if you’re too young to know better.

I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.

The Indifferent Stars Above, The Children’s Blizzard, Murder of the Century

Jesus Christ