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Disaster Cryptid

@disaster-cryptid.bsky.social

I'm about as interesting as soggy toast, or paint-drying I was not very good at using Twitter, so I'm not sure if I'll be any better at this, but I'll give it my best go!

42 Followers  |  37 Following  |  110 Posts  |  Joined: 29.12.2024
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TOo LATE, you feel that guilt?? That’s me CRYING

05.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl you fricking better, or else I’ll be really sad, and I’m an ugly ass crier, it’ll live in your brain forever like a worm

05.03.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just say you hate me gossssh /lh

05.03.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cruel, cruel to me. Go to bed Heathen

05.03.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hand it over coward

05.03.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OUGH, MY SHAYLAAAAA

03.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOBO, MY SHAYLLLLLLAAAAA MY SHAYLAAAA

03.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve decided all I really need to do is draw women kissing, also boys, I need them to smooch. The violence has left my blood, replaced with sloppy romance and squishy guts

27.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m feeling so evil, coursing through my veins. I need to crush my sweet little weed underfoot, break her spirit. Ooooooooo EVVVVVIL
Also here, have some older art

27.02.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m shooting people with my β€œlet me pet your dog” rays,, from this tree that isn’t at all suspicious

26.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am also now best friends with this bird

26.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fools, it was me DIO

26.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Little do they know, she’s actually the littlest lady, (I don’t know what’s happening)
#ffxiv

26.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go rest!! Sleep well!! I’ll plan and scheme

26.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of an opossum sitting on a purple towel . ALT: a close up of an opossum sitting on a purple towel .

OKAY, HAVE AMI SEND IT TO ME, OR YOU CAN SEND IT TO ME, I DEVOUR ON MASS YOUR CONTENT

26.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Be more insane actually, be super insane

26.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an opossum on a leash with the letter s on it 's chest ALT: an opossum on a leash with the letter s on it 's chest

Me stealing your references to be taken to the void

26.02.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful beautiful, beautiful giiiiirrrrrrllllll
I just love my tiniest sprout so much,
#lalafell #ffxiv

26.02.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

EHEEHEHE thankkkkks!

25.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Work doodles for yooooooou

25.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah man, you left her outside for too long, now she has trust issues,,
#lalafell #ffxiv

25.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love her your honor,,, bring your lalafells in for the winter, they get cold easily without snacks and generally oversized and warm sweaters
#lalafell #ffxiv

24.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here, have these random picks while I question my ability to be a normal person who does normal things and isn’t a big ole screw up

23.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, tell me more about

23.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the world Percival, though no space has room for your giant tits, and large rear. you poor man.
#ffxiv

22.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the fool beast is consuming his wretched meal ALT: the fool beast is consuming his wretched meal
22.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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epoch black widow tech comp so far

22.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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AUGHWaAwfAHDO sCUZZZZZZZZZZZ beloved.
#belovedscuzzbutt #myfriendletmedrawhercharacterandimthriving
@floortanking.bsky.social

21.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Teeny, teeny tiny Jester. The jingler

20.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello customer, what can I get for you from this bar I don’t own.
#lalafell

15.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0