The Artist formerly known as the pope

Been trying to figure out how to describe myself and cultural catholic is great. Pope Frank was pretty great and Leo is doing his best to make me change my mind to Frank was trash. I'm also still here for the Holy Trinkets during the holidays, the holy water septer thing is the shit!

This fits into one of my grand united theories that no one is capable of joy anymore.

Mother of God we might do this thing

Metal af

Most complete unified theory I know of

I've been under the impression that scoring via the forward pass is bad form. Is my whole life a lie?

That first half felt disastrous even for us #iowa

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

Old man continues to yell at clouds everytime someone buts a mic in his face

Marking this one so when I get in trouble for shooting off fireworks when these fuckers are in prison, dead, or in general out of power I can show the cop I have my reasons to happily pay the fine.

Haven't quit building or anything just been busy and trying to avoid our coming doom. These were all fun, love the flyer, everyone is awesome and fake lego Mystery Machine. #lego #mentalhealth

Recovering catholic here, but I'll confess cautious optimism...my God what is this hope?

My prediction for the rest of the year is...somewhat different

I hope lots of them lose their farms. Only way they'll learn anything and even then probably not.

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Iowan here, the man simply has Swiss cheese for a brain. I can't imagine being so afraid of everything, anyway I guess I shouldn't have taken my Iowa fam to see the Lincoln Memorial

Efficiency!

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My father would say insane things, obvious lies. Like that he invented the question mark.

I have football ADHD at the moment. Tuned into see Colorado State has a tight end named Rocky Beers. 1st Team All Name Team for sure. @sickoscommittee.org @jasonjnielsen.bsky.social

Simpsons villains aren't as on the nose.

I mean how often do you look at a man's shoes?

The Funny Furror airs Sundays at 8pm on ABC

I mean the reset button has to be down there somewhere

You know I think this Elon fellow may just have a drug problem. Just because you CAN attempt to snort a Billy worth of coke DOESNT mean you should. You can't snort away that dad shaped hole in your soul.

Lol