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This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 8087    🔁 1815    💬 231    📌 89

while he may well be replaced by someone worse this, like Noem, is good news

07.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 199    🔁 28    💬 6    📌 0

He's leaving to spend more time giving his family preventable diseases.

07.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Harvey Keitel, some mook, and George Memmoli (who doesn't pay mooks) in Mean Streets

Harvey Keitel, some mook, and George Memmoli (who doesn't pay mooks) in Mean Streets

Apparently the legal justification cited by a DOJ attorney (whose training includes catching an episode of Matlock at the bar with the sound off) for not paying off our ever-rising tariff refund is that the American people and companies are mooks and they don't pay mooks.

06.03.2026 20:33 — 👍 28    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

The only unconditional surrender I recognize is Fort Donelson.

06.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure all these questions have empirical answers.

06.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally someone will save us from the Cuban menace. Revenge for Red Dawn (1984).

06.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was in a courtroom in San Francisco before full legalization and an unhoused person lit up a joint and the deputy told him if he did not put out the joint, he would have to leave the court. Not even a thought of arresting him.

05.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is this not in the Smithsonian?

05.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Admittedly I do not remember the Reuben James. Had to look it up.

04.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would have sworn he was in the 70's version of King Kong but apparently that was Jeff Bridges. Not the first time I've confused the two. Probably won't be the last.

04.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This will actually serve as an early warning system. When a bunch of people put six figure bets at the same time, it's time to go to your bunker.

04.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If only their names were Bivens, the plaintiffs could have gotten some relief.

03.03.2026 17:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure how I missed Ohio in his logo.

28.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to be tough beating a guy named Landman in Texas. It would be like trying to beat a guy named Yellowstone in Montana or Tulsa King in Tulsa.

28.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lol. Still waiting on my first Soros check. Do I need to send a W-9?

28.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I consider myself pretty online and I have no idea what that is referring to. Am I part of "the Cathedral"? Is that what they call the left now.

28.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Calvin: Ha ha! Acquittal on all charges! Complete exoneration! Ha ha ha.

Calvin: Ha ha! Acquittal on all charges! Complete exoneration! Ha ha ha.

28.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure but there used to be some efficacy in shaming people from being openly selfish.

27.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Opinion | The Epstein Files and Our Broken Public Trust

Knock me over with a feather. They ran it! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/o...

27.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 468    🔁 88    💬 20    📌 7

Powder blue unquestionably is the best uniform color.

27.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sequel to Canadian Bacon called Cuba Libre.

27.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 6148    🔁 2479    💬 55    📌 40
Homer Simpson showing a shirt that says "Ayatollah Assaholia"

Homer Simpson showing a shirt that says "Ayatollah Assaholia"

But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power! ..

26.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is one installed in the house we have rented for 3 years. Haven't tried it yet.

26.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My YouTube algo has been showing lots of recipes for dumpling lasagna. Think I'm going to have to make it this weekend.

25.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did he mean schmaltz?

25.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was trying to think why Airplane was racist and then I remembered, "Stewardess, I speak jive."

24.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we can mostly write off any movie made before 1990. We were the worst back then.

24.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

No basically about it. Out of all the movies that do not hold up, that holds up the least. But I did love that movie and that speech at the time.

24.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0