Not the droid you’re looking for.

Fuck it, I’m staying messed up on acid for the rest of my life, it’ll still seem more normal than all of this.

The search for a Plan B comes as GOP leaders scramble to assuage vulnerable lawmakers' concerns ahead of a planned Tuesday vote. The fiscal blueprint Republicans are teeing up for floor action targets $2 trillion in spending reductions in their massive Trump agenda bill, and swing-district members are nervous about the potential impact on safety-net programs their constituents rely on.

Keep making noise!

Former US ambassador to Russia

Congrats to all who truly understood the assignment. 😂

Science in two lines. Instinct. The inherent inclination of an organism toward a complex behaviour, as when a young child kicks a mime or a clown.

Perhaps Nikki wants to consult a mirror?

Trump's Interior Dept leaders are directing staff to submit a list of accomplishments to this new email address:

accomplishments@doi.gov

Imagine if people everywhere -- accomplishments@doi.gov -- flooded this email address -- accomplishments@doi.gov -- with random accomplishments from last week.

Is there a historical example of a government putting the stupidest people on earth in charge of really important stuff and having it work out well

The selection of right-wing podcaster Dan Bongino for a senior FBI role hammers home that President Donald Trump is eliminating the guardrails that prevented right-wing conspiracy theories becoming criminal prosecutions during his first term.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new Deputy Director of the FBI.

Trump is SHUTTING DOWN all 8000 EV chargers at federal facilities

These EV chargers were already bought, paid for with our tax dollars, installed, and operational

THIS is what real government waste looks like

And what does Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla, think of this?

He has never denied it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

If you’re a Nazi asshole, I don’t think you appreciate how I’m about to fuck your shit up.

This is just such a weird and awkward moment.

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

Trump Nominee 'Wholeheartedly Supports' His Plan To Abolish the Department of Education “President Trump believes that the bureaucracy in Washington should be abolished so that we can return education to the states, where it belongs,” Linda McMahon wrote.

Trump’s pick to run the Department of Education appears to be fully on board with destroying the agency she’s set to run

UNITED NATIONS (AP) - US fails to get the UN to approve its resolution seeking to end the war in Ukraine without mentioning Russian aggression.

Evil has never been presented as evil. It always puts on the false cloak of goodness and morality, and does evil things

Proof of Destruction: The Musk Insurrection As It Happened (Book 1, The Musk Trilogy) Elon Musk’s insurrection is the worst attack on our government since the Civil War. What’s being done by unelected rogue operators in D.C. is an assault on democracy more dangerous than January 6.

Tonight I have my first meeting with the cover designer for the followup to the book below.

Time is short, so I'm trying to figure out a reasonable timeframe to finish Proof of Devolution: The Long Hard Fall of Elon Musk.

It'll be the most bracing history of the man ever written.

In the meantime:

It's not just Stonewall, it's all over NPS.gov - They're erasing Trans people from history.

Those photos of Nazis burning books in 1933? Those were books on gender and sexuality.

This is a 21st century book burning in the public square. It's Memoricide - a speedbump on the road to Genocide.

I've never hated anyone before. I do now, and I hate it.

Accidentally just overdosed on my ADHD medication, so I'm either going to have the most productive day ever or build an exact replica of my wife in lego

CHURCH: Sodom and Gamorrah were destroyed for doing butt stuff

BIBLE: Actually God was mad they were rich and partied instead of helping the poor-

CHURCH: IT WAS BUTT STUFF

Mexico and Canada should tag team the US right now while it’s all so stupid. But you didn’t hear that from me

a group of men in suits and ties are standing next to each other . ALT: a group of men in suits and ties are standing next to each other .

Toppled empires watching the US right now.

You heard ‘em - time to use the Senate phone lines as therapy