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08.04.2025 03:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

24.01.2025 21:26 — 👍 20313    🔁 3001    💬 861    📌 267
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New career goal is to be an editor for textbooks solely because the one I'm using now is AWFUL.

03.02.2025 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here.

HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻

archive.org/details/2025...

01.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 11831    🔁 4665    💬 225    📌 223

The milk that the kiddo has to drink is a product of Canada. And already $6 for 48 ounces. Fucking cooooool guys. Cool cool cool cool cool.

02.02.2025 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any chance they want my kid, too? 😂

01.02.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I printed out the current* childhood vaccine schedule in case that gets taken down. 🙃

*as of a few days ago

01.02.2025 05:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

mac jones is private school blake bortles

15.12.2024 19:04 — 👍 40    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

Letting McCorkle Jones style on you on a third and long scramble should get you relegated

15.12.2024 18:53 — 👍 34    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

about to slam my drink and fight a ref. who has bail?

15.12.2024 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuuuuuck you aaron rodgers

15.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

teal is still better imo

15.12.2024 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

15.12.2024 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good god the throwbacks look so good

15.12.2024 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stupid autocorrect. But yes.

01.12.2024 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I heard on 1010 that they're not officially eliminated entirely until the broncos win Monday?

01.12.2024 21:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doing said "we could still win out." LOL

01.12.2024 21:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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01.12.2024 20:38 — 👍 34    🔁 15    💬 5    📌 3

Whoever hit him in the face with a drink should get to yell the Duuuuval chant at the next game.

01.12.2024 19:40 — 👍 21    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Give me some spray paint and I'll climb up there.

01.12.2024 19:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The wiki edits are legit

01.12.2024 19:32 — 👍 19    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 1
01.12.2024 19:31 — 👍 55    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 9

Whoever threw that drink in 0’s face as he was leaving.. thank you.

01.12.2024 19:07 — 👍 56    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 3

Yes! Hang on!

01.12.2024 19:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone on the Jags getting ejected deserves a bonus.

01.12.2024 19:06 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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lmao which one of y’all did this

01.12.2024 19:15 — 👍 18    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

24.11.2024 23:29 — 👍 39527    🔁 3387    💬 382    📌 114

I didn't know you were in town tonight!

23.11.2024 06:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's what I'm afraid of.

17.11.2024 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0