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Heavy Handed Satire

@lurdiak.bsky.social

I'm still a real cool guy. If you're a zionist, go ahead and block me. It'll save me the trouble.

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Wonderful breakdown!!! The scariest part of these misrepresented stats is that they drive they idea that these beliefs are common and normal, which itself makes people more likely to align with them!!! It's a blight on every journalist who reported this uncritically

07.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 582    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry, I just refuse to get mad about daylight savings time. I think it's good.

08.03.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope the third Monsters, Inc. movie will be about a new up-and-coming slick Monster executive that believes the company β€œshould go back to scaring kids.”

08.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

And it was all based on analytics that were lies.

08.03.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope he burns in hell.

08.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In this fantastical, idyllic science fiction future, humans can get a good night's sleep on a regular basis.

08.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantasizing about living in the TNG world but only because Dr. Crusher could probably cure my goddamn sleep apnea.

08.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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How America Chose Not to Hold the Powerful to Account Our national project of elite impunity

Read @adamserwer.bsky.social on elite impunity. IMO this is the biggest issue in US politics, the one that underlies all others. It gets too little discussion, because discourse is so heavily governed by precisely the elites who favor the impunity, but beneath the surface, pressure is building.

01.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

He probably had no idea Trump had blurted that out

08.03.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.

This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.

(πŸŽ₯ Vahid Online)

08.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6978    πŸ” 4284    πŸ’¬ 742    πŸ“Œ 834

Challenge for those who are very confident this drawing I just made of Batman with bishi eyes isn't conscious: Explain [clutch of wasp eggs bursts from jugular]

07.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kirby smiling gleefully in front of the trans flag, with text:

RESKEET THIS KIRBO TO
TO MAKE AN TRANS PERSON HAPPY

Kirby smiling gleefully in front of the trans flag, with text: RESKEET THIS KIRBO TO TO MAKE AN TRANS PERSON HAPPY

hey pets, this is your report that we've applied for the brasilian poverty aid, and will be receiving money. in 1 to 3 months.

until then, we need money to buy food and other groceries, instead of plain bread, so we'd appreciate any donations if you people are willing to give.πŸ’•πŸ’Έ

ko-fi.com/tabymeow

06.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 591    πŸ” 559    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

Hey now, sometimes he does things out of petty vengeance.

07.03.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Comic artists often do not realize how cool they are

07.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

16.05.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4346    πŸ” 989    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16

One of the things that fucks me off about this march of progress perspective where historical retelling omits the ways people were able to survive and withstand hardship is that the hopes, dreams and courage of people past were the guarantee of every decent thing that has come to pass in the present

06.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
RE9 comic
Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams
Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!!
Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag"
Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

07.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10916    πŸ” 2351    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 26

I checked and it's not. :(

07.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google data center water estimates go public, residents in Roanoke and Botetourt react A proposed Google data center campus in Botetourt County could use between 2 million and 8 million gallons of drinking water per day, according to an executed agreement between the developer and the W...

one google data center in virginia

two million gallons of water per day

information only released under court order & risk of contempt

05.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1412    πŸ” 916    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 95

Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

07.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6164    πŸ” 1797    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 59

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

07.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3706    πŸ” 455    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 5

Well, they weren't right about how to run their campaigns.

07.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I managed a 24 hour b-movie marathon once, that doesn't mean people should make movies that are 24 hours long.

07.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Snyder cut is shorter than that, and was not released theatrically.

07.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The extended return of the king wasn't released in theaters.

07.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even Peter Jackson had that much hubris

07.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6663    πŸ” 1492    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 13
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Always just enough democrats to crush anything thats good. Its a scam folks.

06.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1734    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 18

This is 25% off right now, and I would highly recommend it.

06.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1