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Paul "Paul D" D. Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300K+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™

@paulwdawkins.bsky.social

If you can read this, you're too close. Alleged musician, filmmaker, writer, and (insert impressive thing here) I've made shorts. An award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI?si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455 and... https://youtu.be/622lXrSpP3Y?si=U9vVa5Ii1IMt1SA0

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A woman trapped in a snow globe with Saw shaped Christmas trees in front, two Jigaw oranments hang from pine needles above

"I want to play a reindeer game" tagline.

A woman trapped in a snow globe with Saw shaped Christmas trees in front, two Jigaw oranments hang from pine needles above "I want to play a reindeer game" tagline.

Saw Xmas (2025)

02.12.2025 03:25 — 👍 168    🔁 48    💬 7    📌 3

Halloween is a Christmas movie, if you really think about it

02.12.2025 08:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Red Christmas (2016), but more importantly, the making-of documentary Horror Movie: A Low Budget Nightmare, which is genuinely better than the feature movie.

02.12.2025 07:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Not the best opening line for a eulogy tbh

02.12.2025 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finally someone says it.

I'm an octatonic / diminished fan to sneak into my scores.

02.12.2025 06:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, Whitley Strieber. A true world-class loon, and wildly entertaining. Looking forward to this.

01.12.2025 09:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's fair.

01.12.2025 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fewer's too long a word for us Aussies.

Less is shorter, and we've got huge form with mangling the language so it doesn't matter that it's wrong ;-)

01.12.2025 07:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Less steps, mate.

30.11.2025 12:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Incredibly underrated duo.

30.11.2025 12:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Mumsy! MUMSY! I need you to buy me another pony, I broke this one!"

30.11.2025 11:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was a very special episode.

Very.

30.11.2025 08:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's always "fun".

30.11.2025 05:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've never cooked duck (although I have used duck fat on potatoes). Looks fabulous - is it normally done sort of rare as this appears, or is that just how duck looks?

30.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People asking me about whether or not I'm building a 'killdozer' in my garage are asking questions already answered by my "I'm definitely not building a 'killdozer' in my garage ;-) " t-shirt.

30.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very similar tale here.

30.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There was nothing on this planet which could have slightly prepared me for the collection of words in this post. I actually want to French kiss the underside of a running heavy duty lawn mower at this point

30.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Totes awks

30.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

7.29 is incredibly specific.

30.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah, have seen Slowdive and this song is magic.

30.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's exactly how I feel about wanting to - but but not acting on - my idea of continuing my "career" in unlicensed neurosurgery out of the back of a discount eatery's "kitchen/laundry".

30.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a regular struggle. I quit, but there's always temptation waiting, especially after walking past smokers.
I'm glad I quit, but I still miss it. That said, I'm going to have the lung cancer CT screening next year just to cover my bases...

30.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dickwhacker is a great name for an industrial band.

29.11.2025 12:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my god.

I remember my son said something I cannot repeat to a checkout person because he mangled the words when he was about 2 and I could have melted into the floor out of horror.
I both love and don't love those days (nowadays he cleans the house and is an amazing 17 year old)

29.11.2025 12:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Owner of Suno said something like "I think most musicians hate doing the making & recording of music" and wow... It's my opinion the people using AI to "make things" literally don't have a creative bone in their bodies, & just see it as a way to "get ahead" & remove "gatekeepers". It's effing weird.

29.11.2025 11:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Preach! I literally cannot see without mine, like at all (-5.75)

29.11.2025 11:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Incidentally, the chorus (based on the Boss CE1 I think) is so close to the original, which I owned, that it's amazing. I think they had to change the name of the plug due to IP issues after their Roland deal expired. Also the AMS plugs are AMAZING.

29.11.2025 11:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is good advice, I say as a veteran UAD customer.

29.11.2025 11:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a really beautiful arrangement, but the song does remind one a little too much of Floyd's Wish You Were Here.
Still a great and grand song.

29.11.2025 11:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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