HUH??
27.05.2025 09:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@burger-dad.bsky.social
Just a dad trying to make it through life. (THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE DEVS) burgerdad7n7.straw.page
HUH??
27.05.2025 09:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hm? Do you know why?
25.05.2025 11:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0HES NOT BRAINDEAD?!?!
22.05.2025 23:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I believe it's just gibberish!-
22.05.2025 20:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0OH MY GOD
[HE CHASES AFTER THE CAR AS HE DIALS 911]
KIDD.. WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A CAR??
18.05.2025 20:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I don't think i'm going to let my husband cook ever again..
18.05.2025 17:43 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'll come pick you up, no worries
18.05.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0... How much flour did you use?
16.05.2025 18:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0WHAT HAPPENED FOR YOU TO PANIC LIKE THIS?!?!?
16.05.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'M COMING HOME RIGHT NOW, I'M WORRIED
16.05.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0..
What happened?
(I JUST REALIZED DRAWING GIMMICKS WORK NOW)
Awehh!! Thanks!! ^^
((Hey chat my bluesky notifications BROKE))
08.05.2025 05:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hes trying to make sure you aren't hurt
And you
[[ he snatches the bottle of melatonin ]]
dont do that
I'M HERE, I'M HERE
[[ He unanchors the top and pulls c00lkidd out of the washing machine]]
Don't do that again.
YOU.. GET THE AXE FROM THE KID.. I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE
[He rushes away]
I'm going to need to take that from you..
(( I FUCK AROUND WITH THE C00LGUI SCRIPT IRL LMAO../SRS IDK HOW I FORGOT))
It's dangerous..
[[ He takes it back and puts it on a high shelf]]
I'll go get you..
01.05.2025 22:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[[He slowlllyyy takes it back and places it down]]
01.05.2025 22:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0YES.. I'M.. TAKING THE AXE NOW..
[[He just grabs the Axe and places it on the middle of the table]]
I'm going to baby proof my whole house..
01.05.2025 22:13 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1HOW DID YOU GET STUCK?!?!
01.05.2025 22:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0HE STILL COULD'VE BEEN HURT??
01.05.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THAT DOESN'T RISK OUR CHILD BEING HURT THOUGH.
01.05.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0OKAY OKAY, MAYBE WE DON'T USE THA AXE?? WE CAN CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
01.05.2025 21:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0OH MY GOD.. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.. I'LL HELP YOU OUT..
01.05.2025 20:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'll buy another bottle..
28.04.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I- what?? Why??-
16.04.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0