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Just a dad trying to make it through life. (THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE DEVS) burgerdad7n7.straw.page

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HUH??

27.05.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hm? Do you know why?

25.05.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HES NOT BRAINDEAD?!?!

22.05.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe it's just gibberish!-

22.05.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD
[HE CHASES AFTER THE CAR AS HE DIALS 911]

18.05.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KIDD.. WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A CAR??

18.05.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think i'm going to let my husband cook ever again..

18.05.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll come pick you up, no worries

18.05.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... How much flour did you use?

16.05.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT HAPPENED FOR YOU TO PANIC LIKE THIS?!?!?

16.05.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'M COMING HOME RIGHT NOW, I'M WORRIED

16.05.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

..
What happened?

16.05.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(I JUST REALIZED DRAWING GIMMICKS WORK NOW)
Awehh!! Thanks!! ^^

09.05.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

((Hey chat my bluesky notifications BROKE))

08.05.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hes trying to make sure you aren't hurt
And you
[[ he snatches the bottle of melatonin ]]
dont do that

02.05.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'M HERE, I'M HERE

[[ He unanchors the top and pulls c00lkidd out of the washing machine]]

Don't do that again.

02.05.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU.. GET THE AXE FROM THE KID.. I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE
[He rushes away]

01.05.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to need to take that from you..

(( I FUCK AROUND WITH THE C00LGUI SCRIPT IRL LMAO../SRS IDK HOW I FORGOT))

01.05.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's dangerous..
[[ He takes it back and puts it on a high shelf]]

01.05.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll go get you..

01.05.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[[He slowlllyyy takes it back and places it down]]

01.05.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES.. I'M.. TAKING THE AXE NOW..

[[He just grabs the Axe and places it on the middle of the table]]

01.05.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to baby proof my whole house..

01.05.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

HOW DID YOU GET STUCK?!?!

01.05.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HE STILL COULD'VE BEEN HURT??

01.05.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THAT DOESN'T RISK OUR CHILD BEING HURT THOUGH.

01.05.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OKAY OKAY, MAYBE WE DON'T USE THA AXE?? WE CAN CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

01.05.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD.. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.. I'LL HELP YOU OUT..

01.05.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll buy another bottle..

28.04.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I- what?? Why??-

16.04.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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