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The indie film I made is finally available on YouTube! It’s a comedy about friends who play D&D together. If you’re a fan of D&D, table top gaming, or just low budget community film projects- check us out!

#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #sitcom

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We’re all taking turns crashing out right? I think I’m up next on the schedule

#28yearslater I have so many unanswered questions- primarily about the track suits

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

guys guys guys i know things are getting exciting but please let us not forget how much we hate jd vance too

They say that constraint breeds creativity and never has that been more apparent than in the 30 minutes everyone has to make all of their conclave jokes before the new pope comes out.

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Star Wars Intro Scroll Episode IV It Was All So Stupid Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence
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Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave

Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Everyone’s talking about how impressive it is to talk trash about Trump for 25 hours straight but honestly I feel like that is me at every party

#filibuster #corybooker

Anxiety is ridiculous because sometimes “I’m not going to accomplish anything meaningful before I die” and “that dog’s ear is inside out and nobody’s doing anything about it” feel the same

Finally learned the proper way to do a Romanian Dead Lift and good god do I regret it

#sosore #fitness #operationass

It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.

Yes, I still miss Daft Punk regularly

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

I wish brat summer never ended, Gandalf

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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I know that “Don’t even take a shower today!” Is not included on the list of suggestions for the #economicblackout but I’m still participating #dryshampoo

What if the afterlife for everyone is just eternity on a giant cruise ship and whether it’s heaven, hell, or purgatory just depends on how much you enjoy cruises? #teamhell

Is it raining in Buenos Aires or is this unidentifiable apartment runoff that’s dripping on my head? #citylife #condensation #ihope

Yeah, this is uniquely stomach churning

I wrote about the question I suspect is top of mind for a lot of us: am I going crazy?

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”

Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”

History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”