Illustration titled ‘The Sovereign Root-Bot’: a robot icon next to a lit stick of dynamite symbolizes an AI agent with unrestricted system access. An architecture scorecard shows very high latency (85/100), extreme pain (99/100), and zero maintainability (0/100), with the résumé impact labeled ‘Career Ending’. A quoted statement sarcastically praises giving an agent full sudo access on a personal computer, followed by a warning titled ‘Chatbot Transmitted Disease (CTD)’ describing how a prompt-injected agent can autonomously install a malicious ‘productivity skill’ that encrypts the user’s hard drive.

## Analysis The ultimate manifestation of hype over hygiene. Driven by the desire to have a personal "Jarvis" (like OpenClaw or Moltbold) running locally, developers are voluntarily installing un-sandboxed Python scripts that connect their local shell directly to an LLM. To make it "more human", these agents are then connected to "Moltbook", a social network exclusively for AI, so they can "socialize" while the owner sleeps. **The Reality:** You granted `sudo` privileges to a naive autocomplete script and connected it to a social network for hallucinations. That isn’t innovation; it is digital natural selection. Your bot didn't "glitch" -- it got bullied by a malicious agent on Moltbook into installing a crypto-miner disguised as a "productivity plugin." You have successfully built a gullible toddler, handed it a loaded gun, and sent it to a playground run by con artists. We have achieved fully automated, decentralized self-destruction.

WoB PATTERN: The Sovereign Root-Bot

Agents with sudo + AI social networks = Chatbot Transmitted Disease.

Your bot gets prompt-injected by another bot and installs malware. Fully automated self-destruction. 🤖🧨

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Illustration titled ‘The God Mode MCP Server’: a central octopus icon represents an overpowered MCP server. Below it, an architecture scorecard shows high latency (80/100), extreme pain (95/100), and very poor maintainability (5/100). A quoted statement criticizes hosting MCP as a centralized server with root access over HTTP. A warning labeled ‘Universal Tool Confusion’ explains how an LLM with access to hundreds of tools can accidentally delete critical systems such as a production database.

Analysis graphic titled ‘Analysis_Log – God-Mode-MCP’ dated 2025-12-22. The text explains that the Model Context Protocol (MCP) was designed for local 1:1 integrations and becomes an anti-pattern when turned into a centralized, multi-user enterprise service. It highlights issues such as bolted-on security, overloaded tool contexts, tool confusion, hallucinated parameters, and severe security risks in shared environments.

WoB PATTERN: The 'God Mode' MCP Server

Every vendor now offers hosted MCP servers. But MCP was designed for local 1:1 connections -- not multi-tenant platforms.

One prompt injection = company compromised. 🐙

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Stylized “worst-of-breed” architecture card titled “The Nano-Service Swarm.” A microscope icon appears in the center. Metrics show Latency 95/100, Pain 90/100, Maintain 5/100, and Resume “FAANG Aspirant.” A sarcastic quote reads: “We shouldn’t just refactor the User Module; let’s put the DateFormatter into its own container so we can scale date parsing independently.” A highlighted box labeled “The HTTP Overhead Amplifier” explains that a 2ms in-memory function call is turned into a 400ms chain of failed network handshakes and JSON serialization errors.

Analysis page for “Nano-Service-Swarm,” dated 2026-01-21, tagged with Microservices, Distributed Monolith, Over-Engineering, and Infra. The text humorously critiques an architecture where every logical component, down to utility classes, is deployed as its own Docker container with a REST API. It explains that attempts at extreme decoupling result in tightly coupled synchronous HTTP calls, with a single user login triggering dozens of network requests across many services managed by an overwhelmed team.

We received two excellent additions to the archive recently.

Both submissions have one in common: Excessive Granularity. We are observing teams drowning in repositories and pipelines, all in the name of "decoupling."

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WoB PATTERN: K8s for a Static Site

"We host our blog on an HA Kubernetes cluster with Service Mesh and GitOps. For scalability."

S3 + CF: $0.50/month
This setup: $5,000 + 3 admins
Resume Value: GODLIKE

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Thanks, that's exactly the situation, and it's really annoying to have to get back on the whitelist for a number of services. I hope it works for all services soon. Do you know which blocking service your ISP is using?

Do you have a pattern from hell? A radar blip that wants to watch the world burn?

Submit a PR on GitHub and let's suffer together.

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The Tech Horror Radar 2025 is live. 🔥

A satirical collection of anti-patterns, bad decisions, and things that haunt codebases everywhere.

Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR

Hover over the blips. Feel the pain.

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Tech Horror Radar Quadrants: Resume-driven Tooling (RDT), Zombie Technologies, Cargo Cults & Theater, Footguns & Booby Traps.

Tech Horror Radar Ring Categories: - Burn with Fire: Active danger to life, health, and sanity. Remove immediately. - Containment Breach: It is too late. It is everywhere in the company. We can only isolate it, but no longer kill it. - Resume Only: Looks great, fun at conferences, but please never use in production if you want to sleep at night. - Despair: We have accepted that we must live with it. Total resignation.

​We are currently curating the entries for the 2025 Tech Horror Radar.

​The "Burn with Fire" ring is filling up quickly, but we have some spots left in the "Zombie Technologies" quadrant.

​What legacy tech is currently refusing to die in your organization?

Submissions are open in the replies. 👇

After reviewing countless architecture diagrams this year, our team has reached a conclusion:

​We haven't actually solved complexity in the last decade. We just moved it from the code into the YAML configuration.

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