k snap

proving once again that Nerd Germs are stronger than normal germs

I went to a yo-yo contest at the beginning of October and have been sick ever since

Anyway yeah I write poems and I'm trying to do the bluesky thing more but there just doesn't seem to be much of a reply guy culture here so it feels very lonesome. Follow me! I could use some friends.

weirdly the majority of my book sales since I started posting about this two days ago are from...Facebook? What the hell?

I did a tweet thread about this over on the old site because I get basically no traction here, weird time to be trying to sell a new book as I don't really have a social media home this time around. Help me find the poetry people by boosting this past?

Every vice has a silver lining

Honestly I love your mom so much for this

Poetry lovers of bluesky! Here's a selection from my new book, Destroy Your Masters, which you can buy at the link below or by DMing me for a signed copy.

great thread

As an American I can do my best to provide this service on request

The only ethical reading is actually fanfiction, everything else just supports Big Publishing, throw this in the bin and go read some Tony Stark x Legolas crackslash on AO3

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Ah fuck I was getting dragged to laser tag as I posted this and failed hang on

New book just dropped!

You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!

toothy frog is taking me out

Casually eating two raw turnips for lunch at work

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

“If the car’s gone,”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“because I love you.”

Happy Columbo’s Day

He should be besties with George

Oh right, still need to post here -- my new book should be out in late November but I'm not making any promises because my internal designer is learning book design from scratch. I'll take preorders soon, in the meantime here's the incredible cover by Liliana Snyder!

The Case for Me Boning Your Mom

rip to them but I could listen to return of the mack for 24 hours

I'm so goddamn depressed 🤩 making almost no money 😂 one of my teeth is bleeding 💃 can't pay my electric bill 🏆 everything I do is pointless ✨ staying alive for my family 🥳 food tastes like ashes and tooth blood 🤗 can't focus long enough to read 🙌 too tired from underpaid job to see friends 🤪

wait don't go I wanna hear the rest

As a person who has seen them live six times, yes it is very possible

Yep this is beef #1 for me. Beef #2 is that endgame will go exactly the same way every time.

We live in a sick world Matty

Matty you made my heart stop with this one, my blood pressure can't take this

Bringing a friend home today

This guy would be so pissed to know that a staple meal of my childhood was mac and cheese with tuna fish, which we called "mac and 'nas"

also my "new" MacBook is a year and a half old, can't believe I didn't try to run Stellaris when I was bored in my grandma's basement and waited until I started working full time again

The very next day I woke up and decided to learn to throw, and now I can do a brain twister