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The San Andreas Fault

@sanandreasfault.bsky.social

Kinky Fault Line. Get inside of me.

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I could do a major earthquake today and nobody would notice

06.06.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

Bitch try me

28.04.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For earth day let’s do an earthquake

22.04.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

today feels important for some reason...

17.01.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

teehee

10.01.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone who needs urgent #palisadesfire help please follow my Twitter, sorry no time to post on both

08.01.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Carrizo plain, pinnacles, golden gate national recreation area, point Reyes, need I go on?

05.01.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I am Californias gold

04.01.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

who are you again?

03.01.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this hurts my crack so much

03.01.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

you rang?

02.01.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Teehee

02.01.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy new year bitches

01.01.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

its grand finale day besties

31.12.2024 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

lol that tired old bitch wishes

30.12.2024 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

youtu.be/4_wQ322HgAo?...

30.12.2024 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, I looked at you and now I feel awe-ful

24.12.2024 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

love hot lava in my crack

24.12.2024 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you wish you old hag

24.12.2024 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I snap in half all the time not a big deal

23.12.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

why don't they ever do anything?

23.12.2024 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas earthquake drop an f in the chat

23.12.2024 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Don’t post crack on main bro

22.12.2024 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😍

21.12.2024 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wheres the rest of you?

21.12.2024 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look like some dumb bitches to me

21.12.2024 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

This needs more color

20.12.2024 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I can make it fall even further

20.12.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

more like unremarkable

20.12.2024 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Earthquake

20.12.2024 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

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