I could do a major earthquake today and nobody would notice
06.06.2025 02:19 — 👍 261 🔁 30 💬 8 📌 5
Bitch try me
28.04.2025 05:15 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For earth day let’s do an earthquake
22.04.2025 17:52 — 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0
today feels important for some reason...
17.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 147 🔁 3 💬 15 📌 1
teehee
10.01.2025 17:16 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
anyone who needs urgent #palisadesfire help please follow my Twitter, sorry no time to post on both
08.01.2025 06:15 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1
Carrizo plain, pinnacles, golden gate national recreation area, point Reyes, need I go on?
05.01.2025 06:44 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
I am Californias gold
04.01.2025 08:22 — 👍 47 🔁 4 💬 12 📌 3
who are you again?
03.01.2025 22:39 — 👍 34 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
this hurts my crack so much
03.01.2025 18:00 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
you rang?
02.01.2025 16:52 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Teehee
02.01.2025 03:03 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0
Happy new year bitches
01.01.2025 23:09 — 👍 89 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0
its grand finale day besties
31.12.2024 17:10 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1
lol that tired old bitch wishes
30.12.2024 22:59 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
youtu.be/4_wQ322HgAo?...
30.12.2024 06:04 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
yeah, I looked at you and now I feel awe-ful
24.12.2024 19:12 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
love hot lava in my crack
24.12.2024 17:23 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
you wish you old hag
24.12.2024 00:15 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
I snap in half all the time not a big deal
23.12.2024 21:56 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 1
why don't they ever do anything?
23.12.2024 17:23 — 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Christmas earthquake drop an f in the chat
23.12.2024 17:22 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Don’t post crack on main bro
22.12.2024 22:17 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
😍
21.12.2024 00:39 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
wheres the rest of you?
21.12.2024 00:33 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
look like some dumb bitches to me
21.12.2024 00:31 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
This needs more color
20.12.2024 22:43 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
I can make it fall even further
20.12.2024 22:40 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
more like unremarkable
20.12.2024 21:26 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Earthquake
20.12.2024 21:04 — 👍 44 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 1
It's hard for me to open up but ... I'm just a single retired volcano from central Oregon looking for that special someone.
The BBL (Big Beautiful Lake) part of the Great Lakes. I'll get you wet. Bridges love me. 💋
I am renowned for my diversity of plant and animal life, the beauty of my ancient mountains, and the quality of my remnants of Southern Appalachian mountain culture
Yo! I’m a big ol’ spikey ass som bitch! Stratovolcano in the cascades mountain range. Oregon’s 2nd highest peak
Indigenous Name is Giiwas | Last erupted 7,000 years ago | Expect Volcanic Tantrums | Kid’s in Charge now
highest peak in the siskiyou mountains 💨✌️
Strato-volcano, 260,000 years young; dormant, not extinct. VEI 3. Besties with Mt. Cayley & Mt. Meager. Oh, and Garibaldi Lake Volcanic Zone? Mine.
Also called the Fairweather Fault | Strike Slip Fault | Off of British Columbia & Alaska | Known for producing Significant Large Quakes
12,335 feet (3,760 m) Lil sister to Mt. Shasta 🤗 Higher than my siblings. 🍃
Just a smol, high cone satellite.
Sexiest stratovolcano in the Cascades. My little sister, Shastina, and I are inseparable. I stand 14,179 ft (4,322 m) high and boast numerous caverns.
aka bohem puyuik
aka 'ith 'aq'o
🌎 41°24'33.1"N 122°11'41.6"W
#TeamSkell | Ask me about 👽
Hi! I'm a huge building, built in 1932. I've housed airships. A Silicon Valley icon. It rains in me. Google's leasing me.
[bridged from https://sfba.social/@MoffettHangar1 on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry
Where all the movers and shakers meet up: Cascadia, San Andreas, and Gorda. Juan de Fuca? I barely knew her.
SoliDEIrity. Diversity is our strength. Love and science are for everyone.
(Header: diagram of the the 3 plates that make me! From U. of AZ)
Supervolcano with 240 CUBIC MILES of magma swirling underneath
The loveliest lavadome complex in the cascades!
I'm~50-80 million yo & the longest mtn range in N. America. My Cree name is "as-sin-wati," which means, "When seen from across the prairies, they looked like a rocky mass." Tectonic forces cause me to rise slightly in response 😉
Why won't anyone wave back?
I’m a badass mountain and you love me. Fuck you, Make me!
