Heather Hogan

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

jean-luc picard from TNG wearing a starfleet uniform in cardigan form

haha his little cardigan. lil picardi-cardi. picardigan.

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An orange and white tabby cat wearing an orange pillow cone. She’s looking so mad.

Have you ever seen anything so adorable and so FURIOUS at the same time?

Someone messaged to say this is homophobic so I just wanted to let you know when I say “gay people” I mean “me.” I’m the gay people.

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Oh my gosh NO! Autism masks OFF!

I love gay people. Talking about “last minute Halloween costume ideas” on October 5th.

Me: Look, see, this is my cat, so we’ll pet him, and here comes my little calico kitten, we’ll pet her, and over here is my baby dragon who is a puppy in a dragon costume, pet pet.

Wife: Is this game not called Assassin’s Creed?

Me: Yep. Oh, I see my little rabbit and my baby raccoon, pet pet.

This week at an event for THE PEOPLE’S PROJECT, a reader asked in a gracious and cheeky way what I would hope white readers in particular would get out of the book. Or more directly, what I would TELL white readers. And this was basically my answer:

African-Americans are experts on America.

That’s exactly it.

No injuries today please. 🙏🏾🤞🏾🙏🏾 #wnba

I will be accepting zero criticism about anything from anyone who doesn’t mask. :)

I couldn’t get Socks out of his little cat house and Stacy just held out her arms and said “Do you want a hug?” and he came zooming right out.

Oh my god why did I not delete every actor’s number in my phone when I left entertainment writing why did I just accidentally punch whatever buttons had me FACETIMING one of my top celebrity crushes of all time when I was just trying to text my sister!!! Anyway goodbye I live on the moon now.

This is the first WNBA Finals ever where I really truly hope both teams win! 😂

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He did!

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I will next time for sure! 🧡

A lot of my neighbors and delivery drivers speak Arabic, so for the sign I put out on my porch with Halloween candy, I ran the phrase "Free candy for all drivers and neighbors!" through Google Translate. My FedEx guy just told me it says "Zero money for men in sweetie cars." 🫣

Sister! 😂😍

I asked my wife if she wanted cheese on her toast and she asked me if I was putting cheese on my toast and I said yes and she said “Then yes or else my tummy will feel jealous.” 😂

I had to mail 20 packages at the post office, so I stuffed my backpack full of Halloween candy and handed it out to all the workers and everyone waiting in line. They were still annoyed at me but at least they didn't get hangry!

FIVE YEARS OF INK?! Sold!

Does anyone have a recommendation for a printer that just… works?

Ohhhhh! Okay! I saw them pop it on a guy’s head in the dugout and was so charmed!

@dufrau.bsky.social Quick Q! What is Wally Head?

My chronic illness curse is I overcompensate because I feel guilty for not “doing enough” which makes people think I’m *way* more capable of doing stuff than I actually am, so they ask for more, so I feel more guilty, so I overcompensate more. It’s a real mystery why I keep crashing!

Vet: Quasar’s out of surgery. You can pick her up any time after 11 and before—

Me: I’ll be there at 11:01. :)