Heather Hogan

Springtime sun: *shines*

Me: Holy crap I’m an alive human being???

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

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Heard a man growl “LOOKIE!“ at a woman in the grocery store. I whipped around to tell him what for and actually he was an animatronic Cookie Monster promo robot. COOKIE, he said. COOKIE.

“The body keeps the score.” - me realizing I can play Classic Nintendo games on my Switch and beating original Mario in 25 minutes on one life

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

all-time jingle!

Your 2026 Winter Paralympics Primer The Paralympics are the most mind-blowing sporting event on earth. Let's tune in and saying WOW and WHAT and HOW for the next two weeks!

IT IS TIME FOR THE WINTER PARALYMPICS!!!!

The Paralympics are the most consistently mind-blowing sporting event on the calendar. I promise you simply reading about how various Paralympic events work will make you say WHAT?!? or HOW?!?!? out loud at least once

🥰🥰🥰

Would your ten-year-old self be proud of you?

I am sitting on the couch, next to my wife, with a cat in my lap, playing Mario on a little screen, watching nonstop women’s basketball on a big screen, Bagel Bites in the oven. My ten-year-old self would think I’m a god.

When a nation loses care & concern for children, a nation becomes irredeemable.

Small men wage endless wars because they are looking to profit, while it costs innocent lives.

We will not tolerate Trump's callous disregard for human life. The war in Iran must come to an end NOW.

A grey and white tabby cat lying upside down in his mom’s lap

Socks’ second oncology appointment went great today! He has lost NO weight and now we just gotta make sure his blood ingredients remain correct after all the radioactivity, before he starts round three of chemo. Thank you for all your kindness to him and to us!

A bunch of delivery drivers pulled their scooters up to an intersection at the same time from different directions and they all started doing little honks at each other like a gaggle of geese!

An illustration from Long COVID Transformed My Mommy shows two kids in bed with their mother. She wraps them both up in a hug.

An illustration from Long COVID Transformed My Sister Into a Turtle shows a turtle wearing sunglasses and headphones. The text reads, "My mommy is like a turtle that doesn't want to come out of her shell. She avoids loud noises and bright lights. She prefers cozy, quiet places."

We haven’t seen many narratives about — or for — kids whose family members have #LongCOVID. Author and educator Sara Robitaille seeks to change that with her two new children’s books, Long COVID Transformed My Mommy and Long COVID Transformed My Sister into a Turtle. bit.ly/4csWXfE

Can I get an AI to turn off the AI ads please? Now that's something that would save me real time

EXACTLY!

I DON'T NEED AN "AI ASSISTANT" TO READ A FREAKING PDF FOR ME, ADOBE, GET OFF OF MY SCREEN!!!!!!!

A woman wearing a lot of WNBA merch and a KN95 mask

Somebody just got my attention by going “Excuse me? Excuse me! Women’s NBA, excuse me!”

The reason I would never get phished by that Punchbowl thing going around is that I would never willingly open an invitation to leave my house.

Abolish ICE has a +11 approval — which means it is *32 points* more popular than Donald Trump

Ask yourself: does corporate media portray that accurately?

Did someone say LESBIANS AND DRAGON?! 😍

Doctor: Over the last month, how often have you felt nervous, anxious, or on edge, or afraid as if something awful might happen?

Me: Right? Solidarity, man. I feel ya.

Doctor: No, I need you to tell me an actual number of days.

Me: Oh sorry, I thought you were doing small talk.

Not playing Caitlin Clark's college teammate proves costly in WNBA off season tournament game, by Christine Brennan. #Unrivaled

Nobody does it like Arike Ogunbowale.

N.Y. Attorney General Orders Hospital to Resume Youth Transgender Care

The New York attorney general's office has ordered NYU Langone to resume gender affirming care for trans youth due to violating New York Human Rights law.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/n...

Bypass here.

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Wife: Are you reading a book with dragons and lesbians right now?

Me: Yes! How did you know?

Wife: Because you are always *so annoyed* by anyone and anything that wants your attention when you’re in the middle of a book about dragons and lesbians.

The first comic slide of “reasons to wear a mask 2026” depicts a person wearing a white mask who says “Hell yea!” Around them are bright pastel colors and cute but ominous looking SARS-CoV-2 viruses. Text reading “a lil manifesto about taking care of yourself and others- with over 50 citations! By Gillian Levine.”

This comic slide from “why you should wear a mask 2026” by Gillian Levine extends playful the Long COVID fest concept and depicts a hand holding a sheet from a music festival with facts about Long COVID facts and prevention, stating that everyone is vulnerable and that there is no cure, among other facts.

This comic slide from “why you should wear a mask 2026” by Gillian Levine shows ways to prevent COVID-19 and Long COVID, focusing on the importance of masking.

This comic slide from “why you should wear a mask 2026” by Gillian Levine playfully gives reasons of why to wear a mask using a Monopoly board. Each square represents a different reason to mask, from protecting yourself and others to protecting yourself from other airborne virus. Dice and game board pieces are scattered around.

Artist Gillian Levine recently wrote and illustrated a comic sharing reasons to continue masking in 2026. She kindly gave us permission to republish it.

😷 Read the full comic at The Sick Times: bit.ly/4rVqQdp

Sorry, you can’t have healthcare or supportive housing or anything because 50 billion dollars have been set aside to ensure ample munitions for Operation Vanquished Toddler

Drinking a nice hot tea with an ice scarf wrapped around your neck is peak perimenopause.

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