i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton

yeah that was definitely a selling point for me. and we got to talk to the artist about our favorite episodes

we just watched the fire truck come to put out genuinely the world’s smallest fire with a jug of water

i think he would approve

the colors are gonna be a lil crazy

victor and i said we were done spending money today but then someone had a columbo print for sale soooooooooooo

Just arrived on the scene at Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility in South Portland. Here less than 10 minutes when agents charged out of the facility and used a pale yellow gas that caused tears and coughing in crowd members. Also shot munitions at those retreating.

*ramones voice* the TSA took my liquids away

I've got a couple extra tickets to Evil Puddle at the Clinton at 1 this Sunday if anyone is so inclined

chuck she

oh, me of little faith

this feels like something outta parks and rec

or the classic high school humor of guys fucking with the girls’ stuff and they’re like “oh my goddddd kyle stopppp”

genuinely so off putting lol

i trust vivcrochets with my life

i go upstairs
monty skitters after me and darts into the closet

i go downstairs
monty skitters after me and slides all over the floor

i go back upstairs
monty skitters after me and darts into the closet

when i found out what jacob marley’s big knockers looked like i tell you i pulled my little nightcap down over my eyes and pulled the covers back over my head with a huff

you might see a slutty ghost

also halloween kicks ass. it’s one of the only holidays that’s just fun and enjoyable

HE LOOKS MENACING

how did it sound

just did an impression of toad that could probably be heard in a 30 mile radius

Trial shows that ICE agents lied, concealed evidence in an illegal effort to convict the "libtard" who filmed them.

women don’t like the vehicle

Mergansers in the mist. I took this from my kayak on Tuesday morning. #birds 🌿

hi, i made a video of my flash creating process!

i’m a very tactile person and i like working with my hands—this is my way of doing things semi-traditionally so i can get a feel for how my designs look and how i’m going to approach them for the actual tattoo

it’s good

Tim Robinson understands better than anyone what it's like to have a weird interaction

yeah

i’m trying to be a good stuart of the environment

those colors are GORGEOUS!!!

Full color, illustrative tattoo with a blue morpho butterfly and a pink tulip.

Blue morpho butterfly and pink tulip! #butterflytattoo #flowertattoo