@corygreene.bsky.social
band: http://offwiththeirmeds.bandcamp.com podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/bastardquest.bsky.social
I disagree with everything that happened today.
30.10.2025 05:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a Dead Kennedys fan, if I were an Uber driver in California and had to pick up someone named Alice I would be insufferable.
15.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not posting is the new posting
(@corygreene watermark)
Today I saw a Tesla with a “Punks not dead” sticker and now punk is dead.
22.08.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Facebook is the Jimmy Fallon of dumb online talking to people shit.
13.08.2025 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
09.07.2025 03:30 — 👍 10266 🔁 1717 💬 148 📌 68If I were Andy Griffith I would sue Naughty By Nature for making a song about my son urinating.
29.06.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I understand you’re not joking but what drunk level are you?
02.04.2025 05:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sterling Hayden drawing Sailor Moon
09.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish when people farted little colored bubbles would emerge from the seat of your pants like an animated seahorse
09.03.2025 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just finished reading the Bible and it was pretty good but I think it should’ve ended with something like “but then god died” or something like that.
08.03.2025 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heads up y’all. Meet Peylak, Chieftain of the Wind Traders.
07.02.2025 18:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the best albums of the 2000’s. Start to finish great.
02.02.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Solid work here, Trev.
26.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That stain on the seat of my pants? Oh no, I assure you I have not shit myself. I simply sat on something shit-flavored.
09.01.2025 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my favorite things about visiting someone’s house for the first time is one of the first things they do is show you where you can shit.
24.12.2024 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stencil my dude on every health insurance company in the country.
11.12.2024 04:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Best Sacha Baron Cohen character yet TBH
06.12.2024 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🔥
06.12.2024 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/cory...
06.12.2024 15:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve reached the age and/or point in my life where if I’m at home and need to pee I will sit down to do so. If a little poop comes out? BONUS.
06.12.2024 06:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Get his ass.
30.11.2024 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seeing this fucker show up on bluesky 5 years after I blocked him on Twitter
26.11.2024 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y’all have a big Thanksgiving?
26.11.2024 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just saw what appeared to be a family of plainclothes Juggalos.
07.11.2024 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ted Cruz slowly licking the side of your face from jawline to hairline. His tongue dry and course like a sick cat’s. He finishes his journey and hops backwards, tittering and clapping like a spider monkey on bathtub crank. Then the burning starts.
16.10.2024 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“That bitch tryin her best to hate me her whole life, now she’s heard me sing karaoke and wants to be my best friend…”
- actual words heard
