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Keith TOTP

@keithtotp.bsky.social

“Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion” https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com

383 Followers  |  78 Following  |  305 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023
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There’s yer Art Brut , rocking the FUCK out the Brixton Academy.
A venue possibly most famous for having a photo of my bass player hanging up backstage.
#Possibly

15.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’ll sound different when there’s people applying some good weekends in the room

14.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey America! I know you’ve got a lot going on right now, but it would be very nice if you just hurried up and approved my ESTA so I can go and see my friends.
I’ll owe you one!

13.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I am extremely proud to announce that you can now pre-order my new album “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” from Hurrah Música for release on Friday the 3rd of April.

06.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 30    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 7
mclusky "i know computer"
YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings mclusky "i know computer"

please note I do not know computer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2OO...

04.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 112    🔁 27    💬 7    📌 5
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Apparently I started recording my new album 4 years ago today.
Actual recording time in those 4 years?
About 20 hours!
Any day/month/year/decade now!
#ItsOnTheWay
#WhereDoesTheTimeGo

05.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yesss!
The end of Dry January!
By which I mean not the drinking one, but that this is the first Chicken Shish With Extra Chili I’ve had from the place by my house all year.
#Kebab?
#KebAwwwYEAHbMoreLike

31.01.2026 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How hard can it be!
#PushTheButton
#IDidNotInFactPushAButton

31.01.2026 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Went and had an Excellent Time with loads of friends I’d not seen ALL YEAR (good joke) while @fightmilkband.bsky.social headlined the Lexington, because that’s what they do now.
#HappyNewYear

23.01.2026 23:45 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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It’ll sound different when there’s people sprinting… winterly… in the room?
#IDontknow

23.01.2026 18:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sounds Like A You Problem, by Fightmilk track by Fightmilk

“New year. New banger!” as the saying almost goes.
The new @fightmilkband.bsky.social single is excellent and you should listen to it, buy it, and play it at that cool party you’re going to later is what I’m saying here.

fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/sounds...

21.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m watching “Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Toronto” and just thinking of the HMHB album “CSI: Ambleside” all the time.
They’ve just finished an episode about the mayor being filmed smoking crack with the “Not based on any real persons or events” disclaimer, which is very funny, because come on!

31.12.2025 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?”
“Yes. Obviously. What the fuck is wrong with you? One is a green field. The other one is a cold steel rail! … are you stupid?”

28.12.2025 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Having Christmas dinner leftovers for tea!
#ChristmAWWYEAHsWINNERBESTWHOAversMoreLike

27.12.2025 20:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Having myself one of those Light Christmas Suppers you hear about.
Can’t go wrong with a Light Christmas Supper!
Merry Christmas everybody!
I love you all!

25.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Isn’t it funny how the word Sleigh is the exact same shape as a sleigh?… Nay!”
You can have that one.

20.12.2025 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It's Christmas All Over Again, by Simon Love track by Simon Love

Impress your relatives at Cmas with this new festive song that is mostly about how quickly time goes as you get older. It also has the line

“Like a virgin at a burlesque show
Things are coming thick and fast”

So there’s a bit of blue for the dads.

simonlove.bandcamp.com/track/its-ch...

17.12.2025 13:16 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s Christmas, so I’m eating a Christmas Sandwich.
#TheSystemWorks

17.12.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Went to an Excellent Gig just outside of London (Nunhead).
Saw Flinch, Fightmilk, and Dogviolet all be excellent, bought a Festive Merch Jumper, and just had an Excellent Flinchmas!
#GoodOldFlinchmas

17.12.2025 00:45 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks man. It is!

15.12.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Currently working on a version of 2000 Miles by The Pretenders but with the little riff in the intro replaced by That Bit from Buddy Holly by Weezer for volume 3

15.12.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Komplete Keith's Khristmas Kovers Kollection Vol 1 & 2, by Keith Top Of The Pops & His Minor UK Indie Celebrity All-Star Backing Band 7 track album

It’s that time of year when I remind people of the time me and my band took some brandy and mince pies in to the studio and improved some Christmas Bangers!

thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com/album/the-ko...

15.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Been for Traditional Christmas Reindeer Burgers And Mince Pie Shots with the Traditional Christmas Burger And Mince Pie Shots Lads!
#GoodOldTradition
#NowItsChristmas

10.12.2025 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tis the season!
#PhestivePhotos

01.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tis the season!
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough

27.11.2025 15:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching the Genesis documentary “The Genesis Songbook” and if you’ve ever wanted to see Phil Collins telling a band “This is good, but we should do it faster!” and be proved absolutely correct every single time, then this is the documentary for you!

27.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We Only Kiss At Christmas feat. Sox, by Fightmilk track by Fightmilk

An excellent new Sad Festive Banger here from @fightmilkband.bsky.social & Sox!
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly

fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...

24.11.2025 20:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent to see you!
Also, I’m jealous you got a shoe!

23.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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National Record Of Achievement, by SLIME CITY 12 track album

Buy it here!

slime-city.bandcamp.com/album/nation...

23.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Like all of The Coolest People, I’ve just been at the @slimecitymusic.bsky.social Homecoming (Adopted) Album Launch gig, and just had a brilliant time!
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum

23.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0