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Every time I want to clean my cats ears I have to sing in perfect key the song she’s so brave she’s well behaved she won’t ever fail or she will rip my eyes out 😃

Good genes for good men ☺️

LMAO or for the ones balding, are u gonna miss your hair ???

LMFAOOO YOOO

Here’s to praying it’s a big dick 🙏🏽

Thank you P.F. Chang’s I’ll hold off on suicide

Accidentally used my brothers man body wash this morning and I have been horny and lying and angry all day. I see the correlations

She finally gets to be the cheerleader she was always obsessed with being better than lol

LMFAOO stop I hate her sm because some people fr believe this woman has a proper education bc of that honorary degree and I wanna die

What an oxymoron for a lady who is not even a high school graduate lmao get her the GED first. or do billionaires get an exception on education? It’s ok your neurologist didn’t actually go to med school he is just ultra rich you’ll be safe now open up that pre frontal cortex lemme have a looky

People who refer to her as “Dr. Taylor Alison Swift” actually fry my brain lmao

Why they keep interviewing this lady is beyond me 😭

If a 6’2 multi - millionaire who is widely regarded as one of the greatest, most liked athletes alive, great father, not a cheater or abusive, Olympian gold medalist can’t even keep his wife happy what chance do the rest of these men got lmaoooo. Give him to me Ayesha you can take my lil career 🤨

This lion does not think her soulmate is in the state of Florida

Introvert problems:

Wanting to be invited, but not wanting to go anywhere. Being lonely at home, but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them. And even if you really like them, you want them to go home soon.

Women carry a higher genetic risk of depression, new study says Researchers in Australia find 16 genetic variants linked to depression in women but only eight in men

Try removing bad men from their lives and retest?

Crunchyroll got bought by an Israeli company fr anime was promised to them 3000 years ago too now I gotta cancel this thing

LMAOOO better not I don’t shit where I eat at all

A coworker bought me Chinese food unprompted is he in love w me ?

And to post my favorite picture of hers of course w no remorse 😀 beautiful day to be alive

I learned English as a third language for this moment right here. Where I could openly and fully take a shit on Taylor swift online without being called a slur

The high schoolers I give therapy to could’ve come up w a deeper conclusion to Ophelia’s character bc they actually go to school 😃I know loads of famous ppl don’t go to school to focus on their career but I also know none of them claim the “art of writing” like her, pseudointellectual final boss

The life of a slow girl

She was given an honorary doctorate degree in the arts from NYU and she never even took AP English brother it’s an UNJUST world. ChatGPT gave her the spark notes on Ophelia’s character and even those she didn’t fully understood to write that song like that lol

Reading her lyrics really makes me think about all of the corny live journal posts that could have been pop hits if only more of us had rich parents. 🤣

I don’t want ppl comparing them to the English teacher and the football captain no more lmaooo after reading the Ophelia lyrics they BOTH need an AP English class stat. her saying she had to explain Hamlet to Travis when she obviously needed to have someone also explain it to her bc girl😭

She really just googled “female Shakespeare character” it kills me that her fans think she’s smart and home girl can’t even complete a formal analysis of Ophelia bc she probably also can’t read on a college level lol she’s the Colleen Hoover of music

You just blew my mind with this
Yes!

Around that time and some others I really clocked who that white girl is in her soul cause like dawg LMAO

In an interview she talked about how she should’ve invested in beads bc her 12yo fans were going to start that friendship bracelet tradition in her concerts. it’s not enough for you that ppl spend thousands just to GO to the concert. you gotta monetize something silly little girls do too? Evil ghoul