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@jayfab502.bsky.social

"If you take yourself too seriously, no one else will" ~ Me

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Latest posts by jayfab502.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm in the mood to pack my entire life, and run away

03.04.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck. You are such a disgrace. You do not represent the North East. You are a shill

14.03.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@aoc.bsky.social will you PLEASE run for senate now?!

14.03.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You do know that the kitchen sponge is not a real sponge, right? ๐Ÿ˜œ

08.03.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Existence is pain. Sleep is the best part of life.

03.03.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm having such intense panic attacks. I'm losing my fucking mind. I'm jealous of people who blaze. It's awful for me. I genuinely want to k*ll myself. I'm a failure.

24.02.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewatching #rpdr season 3.
@michellevisage.bsky.social
I FORGOT HOW BIG THOSE TITTIES WERE!!!!

17.02.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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By bluesky crush is @borealchord.bsky.social
He makes me think of an eleven prince

12.02.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woo woo woo! So, weโ€™re talking about saving taxpayersโ€™ money, Congress? Federal employee compensation costs $271 billionโ€”so even if you fired all of us, thatโ€™s all youโ€™d save.

07.02.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4222    ๐Ÿ” 488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

What system(s) do you have

03.02.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, they never will. Half of the people voted for him to "own the libs"
The devil himself could rise and thank Trump, and they wouldn't believe it.

27.01.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to likely die alone in my apartment. No one will know until the smell is unbearable...

25.01.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you send me some? It's too cold to go outside, and rations are running low

25.01.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is it like to be #AuDHD and #overstimulated? I passed out and got the best 10 hours of sleep in my life.

25.01.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I KEEP FUCKING UP!!!! I'M SO TIRED OF THIS!!!

25.01.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In SC they rate inclement weather based on how the Waffles Houses are doing

23.01.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I wanna shove my face between those cakes so badly

20.01.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am going to lose so much money on buying different kitchen tools, sauces, spices, etc

19.01.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tomato egg drop soup. #RedNote is teaching me so much! #jayfabpotluck

19.01.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What time should the price of eggs and gas go down on Monday?

19.01.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last night's dinner. #PickledChicken #carrots #onions

16.01.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. I gotta figure out how to transfer my tiktok fame elsewhere

14.01.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're gonna tell me that you know me from tiktok, you better know SOMETHING about me. Damn scammers are flooding me already.

14.01.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanted to let everyone know that I appreciate the following. How can we continue #JayFabsPotluck over here?

13.01.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am 100% biased. My favorite class has always been druid. But I'm a lover of the mage classes.

11.01.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#promosky

๐ŸŒ€ Philosophy
๐ŸŒ€ Mental Health
๐ŸŒ€ Dungeons and Dragons
๐ŸŒ€ Psychology
๐ŸŒ€ Witchcraft
๐ŸŒ€ Tarot
๐ŸŒ€ Naps
๐ŸŒ€ MCU
๐ŸŒ€ Video Games
๐ŸŒ€ RPG
๐ŸŒ€ Leftist

10.01.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This might be a controversial take, but I genuinely do not understand how Double Dragon was given a crappy 90s movie, but Streets of Rage wasn't. My friends and I played and replayed that game over and over again.

10.01.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Matt Walsh sure is safe behind his keyboard...

10.01.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The elites thought they could escape climate change. Now, it's on their doorstep. Sadly, I doubt they have enough self awareness to demand action...

09.01.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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