Anne Lukeman

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon

At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

I didn't expect the "then they came for..." to hit me QUITE so specifically, but lesson learned.

Screenshot: Tea with Tolkien: thinking about how many characters in the Lord of the Rings ultimately succeed by simply plodding on despite a loss of hope. weighed down by despair and yet not fully drowned. trudging towards the light with their last ounce of strength and will. and in the end, it is enough.

For all of us right now.

Connor Storrie on SNL is my Olympics and I will be skeeting through it

JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST COULD WE JUST HAVE SOME PRECEDENTED TIMES PLEASE

LoTR-themed drag name idea: Kelly Brimbor

Chris won’t let me name our Mai Tai “Maiagon Taiagar” which is obviously a great drink name for a magical fantasy tavern???

Of course his full name was Frankenstein'sagar Monsteragon

If there's one thing wrestling fans really really love it's being told not to chant something. Works out every single time. See also: a decade of WWE fans chanting for CM Punk.

Extremely exciting news: We're hiring a full-time film critic to come work with me at The A.V. Club!

You probably have an idea if you're qualified for this, but if there's something that's not in the job listing, I'm sure I can answer Qs www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...

Muppet kayfabe is EVERYTHING

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.

They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

YouTube video by SaveTheChildren Most Shocking Second a Day Video

I find myself thinking of this video a lot more lately.

This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.

It's all white supremacy and greed.

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

This household will be blasting Yub Nub into the streets

Glass onion 4 panel meme Its so dumb Its so dumb it’s brilliant No! Its just dumb

every god damn day

I saw it when I first came out and honestly think about it at least once a month. It totally captivated me.

never forget: you're dealing with the state that captured a confederate flag during the american civil war and has been saying "oh you want it back? come get it then lol" ever since

Trump is really going to try to invade Greenland and destroy NATO in the process all because he's too stupid to understand the Mercator projection, huh?

The last good thing Scott Adams can do for the world is to serve as a cautionary tale to everyone who’s sense of self rests on being one of the smart ones.

I don’t mean that unkindly. It’s genuinely tragic in a way I can appreciate more knowing he has no more bombs to drop.

If the old robber barons like Rockefeller and J.P. Morgan had a stock ticker showing them nonstop insults from the hoi polloi they too would send the Pinkertons into random Midwestern cities to get into fights with locals.

I've spent the last 2 years of my life building a themed minigolf bar. Every day I go into work and make decisions about drinks and lighting and gameplay and what color the animatronic goblins should be and it's SO SO STUPID.

I have to hope this is true. It's the only thing keeping me sane.

Nothing is normal and no one is okay. You're doing great. Says Skeletor clearly losing it.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

in 60 years there should be articles about 90 year old ex ICE guys found living under fake names in small towns going to jail

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.