Li'l Nazgûl X

[puts the empty cup for Elijah in front of the Siege Periloius]

Me, every time: "Natasha Lyonne can rap?!"

When your beliefs require you to pretend that something obviously good (children without parents being adopted) is bad, you should reevaluate your beliefs.

The purpose of gender-affirming care is not to change your chromosomes. People don't think HRT changes your chromosomes. That's something you made up.

The translation of that is so good, better than the original IMO. A lot of Soviet translations are like that (safer to translate approved stuff than make original work).

spilling a whole can of whoop ass all over the counter after cutting my finger pretty bad on the lid

That Latin pronunciation is unexpectedly good!

The Owls of Gabagool

Damn, baby, are you Montressor? Cause you got me bricked up!

Who called it "Bovine Growth Hormone" and not "steeroids"?!

Space lesbians, call that Yuri Gagarin

Siri, show me a Double Nerd.

What's My Cage Again: How to Stare Down Power and Make It Blink 182

A conference for otolaryngologists called the ENTmoot

"No more mutants!"

Chaos this is SO FUNNY

So are the REALLY derivative movies on Amazon Double Prime?

Is your physical therapist Quentin Tarantino

Brown curly dog with fluffy tail carrying a stick longer than her body

Brown curly dog on a futon

Curly brown dog on her back with he paws tucked

She loves you (she has not met you but she loves everyone)

Fatness? Catness.

A medium-large brown dog licking a person's hand

The face of a dog with a crinkly tongue sticking out of the side of her mouth

A medium-large curly haired dog curled up

Eggs!!!

This is Omelette, so do not cook Eggs to preserve fatness.

Still very happy with these Playstaceans I made awhile back

IT XXX: Pennywise Gets Pounded Foolish

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

Be part of something.
Be long.

Who called it must-watch films and not "cinema qua non"