Austin Matthews

The special bond between us men blowing up the Lowe’s bathroom on this fine Thursday morning

Yesterday I called out a local chief of police for speeding through a school zone and pissed him off. Just in case, I want it to be known that I have never once done any drugs harder than marijuana and I am not in any way, shape, or form suicidal 😊

Just saw a hippie van with a trump sign. Cartman was right

AOC will be president at some point in her lifetime.

Deliberately disobeying an order of the SUPREME COURT is literally the definition of a constitutional crisis. Democracy is dead in the United States

In a full-on trade war because a couple of tiny dicked narcissists don’t want to be the first one to pick up the phone and call the other. This is toxic masculinity

If I could time travel I would go straight to like 60 years in the future so I could witness a history class where they’re teaching about Trump and MAGA (assuming we’re still allowed to teach history)

Life’s better now

The live action Minecraft movie has my pick for the worst looking movie based on trailers I’ve ever seen. Honestly embarrassed to be alive at the same time this movie exists

I just denied someone entry into a Facebook group because their band’s name was truly awful

I am not a death metal fan, sorry guys

I’ll never forgive the internet for giving us mukbangs

What exactly is TDS and how do I get to the next level

Gadsden is about to learn just how shitty of a restaurant Whataburger is

Father Trump please save us from these storms You are our only hope thank You and amen

Do you ever think about how different the world would be if @sanders.senate.gov wasn’t stabbed in the back by the DNC in 2016? The entire world would be in such a better place. It’s honestly depressing

Deleted Twitter again. Couldn’t do it anymore.

Canada gave us Misery Signals and Comeback Kid why the fuck would we bully them like this

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

But BIIIIIIDEN

But life would be way more boring that way. Here for ya friend

Sometimes I miss the days when I looked forward to tax season 😩

The Alabama Democratic Party is a fucking joke. They supported candidates out of state instead of pushing for our own representation in state and then has the BALLS to make this post about strategizing and organizing.

The president can veto or support legislation. He can make recommendations to Congress. But he doesn't have the unilateral right to change laws.

Trump has very little respect for the rule of law & our Constitution. He is moving us toward authoritarianism.

We must stop him.

Been a sec since I've updated the list. Please lemme know about any missing punk/metal/indie/outsider/basement/underground Alabama bands we're missing. Thanks!
www.alabamaundergroundmusic.com?m=1

Nudes

Do you think if we provide proof we voted blue we can opt out of these tariff-inflated grocery prices?

Leave the Nazis on Twitter

I need more #lego #starwars in my feed.

“Nothing he does will surprise me anymore,” I say, shouting my naivety from the rooftops.