May

If I had a throne it would just be contributions towards my next case of Dr. Pepper.

A screenshot saying I exercised for 24mins. 29% of which I apparently ran and the other 71% I was walking.

My phone thought my rage walk home was exercise. I didn't run or even jog for a second, I was just walking and thinking about how badly I wanted to smash something

A notification telling me it's recommended to only charge my phone up to 80% to extend the battery life

If 80 better then why 100????

They've removed the surface sanitiser (basically a disinfectant spray in each cubicle so we can clean the toilet seats before using) from the bathrooms at work AND I'M MAD. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTABLE USING TOILETS COVERED IN PISS AND PUBIC HAIR IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME AN OPTION TO CLEAN IT

One of my baby curls (like 3cm long) standing completely upright.

Baby curl standing on business

Awh cool!! And dw, dust is basically part of any lego set just sat out 😂

Image of my lego modular building collection. Top shelf: Boutique Hotel, Pet Shop, Police Station and Parisian Restaurant Bottom shelf: Tudor Corner, Bookstore, Shopping Street and The Jazz Club.

Current lil lego town

Saw a vid of someone pretending that they bought a random product from the company I work for, I guess in order to boost their sales or scam people which is bad enough. But then I realised it was on my feed because one of my coworkers reposted it....

Me holding a middle finger to a completed puzzle

When you bought a cheap puzzle the day your dog died and you finally got around to doing it, only to realise it's AI slop half way through

Lego modular building 'shopping street'. My 8th lego modular building.

And in comes modular building number 8. I love coming home to more lego

I haven't sold on Vinted in years and I heard theres been an increase in scammers but I didn't think the first thing I tried to sell after so long would be my first interaction with a scammer. But hey, they tried it and failed. I have all my money and reported them so 💁🏽‍♀️

New vocal stim is saying random things in a bad French accent and then finishing up with '... How you say... Franch toast.'

When you finally do that one thing you've been putting off for months even though it only took a minute and now you feel so achieved you're not going to bother doing any other tasks

Like you're sat in the metre wide passage between the buildings, your voice carries right up to me. FUCK OFF. Just clean your damn flat or stop pretending you're not a pos

My twat of an upstairs neighbour always sits on the front doorstep for hours talking to friends and I know the reality is her flat probably looks like trash so she hides it but like fuck me I don't want to hear your conversations because you're sitting right outside my window

Everyday this week has felt like a Friday to me and it's just leading to disappointment because I still have to go to work the next day. I'm so glad tomorrow is actually Friday

A tin containing my dogs ashes. Has a picture of a tree made of hearts and her name (Renn) as well as a quote saying 'for every joy that passes something beautiful remains.'

Got my girly back today and I can't believe it's been a week without her already. Ugly crying rn.

Just send it back they probably wouldn't even realise

Why is it that all of a sudden on Instagram my homepage is 90% random shit 10% people I follow. I follow people because I want to see their shit, this is infuriating.

My beautiful, photogenic girl. (a 12 year old West Highland Terrier)

Thank you all for the love and support, it means a lot. Just on the way home now from her second full day at the vets and she's looking a lot brighter so 🤞🏼🤞🏼
BTW here's a pic of her from a month ago so you can see how gorgeous my girly is

Picture of a dogs paw with a catheter. The bandages say 'I love my vet' and 'keep calm and love your vet'

I had a bad feeling that it was going to be the last Christmas with my dog as she's old and has been living with disease and now I'm sat here on the floor in the hall at 6am (no sleep) with my very poorly lil girl and this is not the start to the new year I was imagining

I'm so sorry 💔 I had to put one of my dogs down last year and it was one of the hardest things to do. As painful as it is, just remember it's for the best. Sending you love ❤️❤️❤️

A London postbox with a knitted Christmas cover.

Walked past this today, I fear this will be me when I'm old. It's so cute.

Thank you 😭💕

Cried during another driving lesson. Love being a normally functioning human

The problem with spending the whole day in the same room as my family is that there's now a TV, tablet, phone and switch all making noise in the SAME ROOM. My ears want to die

It's that time where I get to speedrun opening birthday presents so we can get to the part where everyone is opening presents and the attention is off of me

And now it's time for the incredibly overstimulating task of attempting to make my hair look half decent and not having a meltdown.

Police on horses just went up my road and THEY GAVE THE HORSES CHRISTMAS HATS

Feeling so tired that even my tired is tired.