Chelsie Whitlock

one of these days i’ll figure out why i love music that sounds like a panic attack feels

Photo of a person with longer dark brown hair, smirking and wearing a "living dead girl" tank top.

Also, face tax for today. Sending warm weather vibes to everyone. 😘

I've got kids...I should have specified, van.

Absolutely not...that is half a car. That is several trips out of the country. You don't just make purchases like that unless you are actual millionaires (and honestly, not even then, as a sign of respect)

Photo of bare trees, over a mostly still patch of river. The sky is blue with orange clouds.

Photo of bare trees, over a mostly still patch of river. The sky is blue with orange clouds.

Up, smoking, missing the people I left when I entered the void for the last few months.

The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials

I know it's like some big sports day, but in my house it's snacks-giving day. You know... second thanksgiving, but we only eat processed crap.

Wine wasted, and scared of walking up a flight of steep stairs to my bedroom...

Me: God, I hate people. If I can’t use an app, I’m not doing it.

Also me: *walking up to a group of complete strangers* Do you want me to take your picture for you? I’ll get a dozen. Let me know if they’re okay.

Nightsky
Sex isn’t enough, I need her to become my god

Two loaves of amateur sourdough bread. They are round, and don't have an ear.

A loaf of sourdough cut in half to show the crumb. It is filled with air pockets.

A Dutch oven filled with cut sourdough. Also pictured is a jar of peach jam and apple butter.

Saturday/Sunday Sourdough... Have some bread tax from an inexperienced baker. It never has an ear, I don't have any fancy tools, and I hate cutting it when it's done, but it tastes amazing. 🤤

That old book smell? That's good ole benzaldehyde, butanol and furfural; chemical markers of decay. Everything you love is dying. Enjoy.

I am taking good care of myself, and my family, but definitely needed a break. 🫂💗

I would like to say that my recent disappearance from social media has been due to a vacation, or taking time for myself, but in all honesty, I've been in survival mode and barely functioning outside of the bare minimum. Sending lots of love to anyone else going through it right now.

How about we stop slut-shaming women, and we start shaming men who don't eat pussy 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

High and vibing on my back porch to the raging party a few houses down.

yeah i like gaming
(launching a game and then sitting at my computer scrolling on my phone for hours)

Spread lips, not lies.

idk who needs to hear this but "after the revolution" is just "after the rapture" with the serial numbers filed off

This is one of the best albums of all time. Great choice! Thanks for the reminder.

Photo of Chelsie wearing a burgundy off the shoulder shirt. Her eyes are light blue and her skin is pale with lots of brown freckles.

State Fair part deaux, and my favorite shirt for cool weather. It shows cleavage, and the bell sleeves stop just a few inches above my wrist so I don't have to experience sensory overload.

Self confidence is very attractive. Thanks for sharing. 😊

Honestly, all of you looks good in that photo. 👀

reskeet if you love your tits or you want to see an american president held responsible for their terrible acts at some point in your lifetime

Every time this appears on my feed, I will gaze upon this gloriously biteble ass and thank the algorithm for blessing me.

Also, ND people may not be as well able to read BlueSky because the dynamic here is so different, and a lot of posters seem more open and friendly in their posts/replies (likely a result of not having DMs) so, depending on their actual intent they may have just been trying to jump into a friendship.

Okay. This is not a drill. I decided that today I needed to combat real life misery and anguish with my own form of self-care and tenderness. The final chapter of Nose To The Grindstone is posted, and with that my Remus/Harry Daddy/Little comfort fic is complete.

archiveofourown.org/works/46147939

I volunteer as the curvy cutie in this scenario. 😂

true love is sending your partner porn they like even though youre not into it bc it showed up on your feed and you thought of them