Kara

I had a good time at spring training but pro tip, don’t go to the first few games, they are nottt trying hard and the 3 recognizable names are taken out by the 4th

I moved on from this days ago but someone just commented that *I* stole it 😠

Trying to remember that I’m in my 30s and that a kid on tiktok stealing my video idea and getting thousands of likes while mine sits at a couple hundred isn’t worth getting pissed off over

The Cubs are gonna lose to Italy but that’s less funny

Lmao @ the Brewers getting their ass whooped by Great Britain

The thing about having one (1) old fashioned is it can get you hammered

Haven’t scrolled my own IG for a while. My grandma who passed in 2022 commented on every single one of my posts—sobbing going through them all

I literally can’t even look at Kris Bryant news right now it devastates me too much

Feeling so maternal for Ilia. My poor boy. 💔

Not Ayo too are you fucking kidding me 😭

Coby White, my precious boy. I’m distraught. Most I’ve been hurt by a trade since July of ‘21.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Funny Boyfriend - SNL

Wait omg what…
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Cubs Legend Jason Kipnis

CNN said he boarded the second plane but “they are not putting out live pictures” 🤨

Tbh I would’ve guessed like 75% republican for mlb

Please let him pull a Logan Roy 🙏

Is this weird whole milk campaign in anyway related to how my Jewel pickup order last week inexplicably included a carton of whole milk that I did not purchase?

I don’t understand what women mean when they say that curls or a blowout can last them multiple days and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. That means their hair doesn’t get wet, right? Do they wear shower caps? Is it that common for women to own shower caps?

Was the end of stranger things good? No. Did I weep uncontrollably because I’m a sentimental bitch? Yeah.

Went to the dr. for neck pain and she said “welcome to your late 30s” excuse me I am squarely in my mid 30s!!!

Whenever I take a sick day I get so paranoid that they think I’m faking it

My niece picked the perfect year to be born into a Chiefs/Bears divided household

Posted with receipts that Matt Shaw will be speaking with a Nazi at that TPUSA event, and people are going for my throat in the replies. Pleeeeease go after my job, it would be so funny

Not that any of us believed Shaw when he said he wasn't political, he just bonded with Charlie Kirk over Christianity, but if you DID believe him for some reason you can stop now

Certain fans sure are patting themselves on the back and gloating like they negotiate the contracts and cut the checks

I’m not the kind of nerd who gets excited about winter meetings though

I fucking miss baseball, idk who I am without it

With each passing year I’m more convinced that It’s a Wonderful Life is the GOAT. (I was a film major so all my opinions are correct)

Also a good one, starting and ending with O is so fun