A jar of slime

In celebration of silksong have flower hornet!!

#silksong #skong

Goodness, its always a pleasure getting to wax poetically with ya haha

Can confirm

full color smut illustration of erica from that new mickey mouse show, in a captain's hat, black high heels, a blue scarf, and nothing else. she is sweaty and trembly and hot and bothered, and gesturing to a daily activity schedule posted on a sandwich board. text: erica: [thinking] <oh fuck> [clearly audible] bvvv bvvv BVVVVVVV, bvvv bvvv BVVVVVVV, bvvv bvvv BVVVVVVV <3 erica: "ANH! ha-hello there! welcome! would you like to hear about today's *leisure* schedule?" erica [thinking]: <oh i can't hold it> erica: "we have a- NH!- wide variety of *activities* planned!" erica [thinking]: <gonna> erica: "our v.i.p. services are *especially* popular!" erica [thinking]: <cum> erica: "in fact i ANH puh perform many of them myself." erica [thinking]: <they'll see> erica: "i'm UH actually preparing for tonights sessions as we speak!" erica [thinking]: <they'll watch it happen> [x-ray detail clearly showing erica's pussy is stuffed with a big bumpy vibrating dildo] erica [thinking]: <can't stop it> [BVVVVVVVVVVVV] erica [thinking]: <CUMMING> schedule: "erica's big nude cruise scheduled daily activities 9am - v.i.p. wakeup oral 10am - bathhouse brunch 12pm - hotdogging contest ??pm - ?? lunch, served on our fittest crewmates ??pm - shuffleboard ??pm - shuffleboard (explicit) 7pm - dinner shows & mixers 10pm - v.i.p. bedtime services 12am - v.i.p. all-night services" "v.i.p. services sign-up sheet 1: [illegible] 2: [illegible] 3: [goofy's signature and room number] written and illustrated by SCREWBONES the pornsmith

her composure is pretty impressive all things considered 💧

THIS saturday morning cartoon is brought to you by @kyleunus.bsky.social, a patron of the arts who funds a LOT of the smut you look at! enjoy it! give thanks! 😄

Thank you, im super rusty so its fun doing some traditional to try and figure it all out again

Tried drawing jerma from memory, how did it do?

He's in good company

A drawing of my fursona sli, it is a bust up traditional drawing to test pens

Trying to figure out how to draw again so enjoy a lil practice doodle of sli! #furry #furryart

special stamina omelette (screwbones style) · 1 link of your favorite sausage, sliced into oblong coins · oil, for pan-frying (i like avocado oil. but you can use anything, really) · 3 large eggs · 1 tsp milk · 1/4 cup (loose) shredded cheese (any, as long as it’s melty. i like cheddar) · 1/2 small avocado, roughly chopped · 1/2 same avocado, sliced into thin wedges · 1/2 small tomato, diced (i like roma, for its tough texture) · 1/2 same tomato, sliced into wheels · 1 small handful of greens, roughly chopped (i like spinach) · 1 small pinch of same greens, VERY FINELY chopped (for garnish) · salt & pepper · sriracha sauce chop the vegetables first! pan-fry the sausage with a dash of oil over medium heat, in a medium pan, until golden-browned on both sides. while sausage cooks, crack eggs into a bowl with milk, and beat/whisk until the color starts to lighten and the mixture is slightly frothy. remove sausage from pan and roughly chop. pour egg mixture into same pan, still hot and well-oiled, over medium heat. it will cook quickly, so be speedy with this bit! use your spatula to scrape several scrapes of the cooking egg to one side of the pan, dividing the omelette into “piled” and “flat” halves. quickly, layer the sausage, shredded cheese, chopped avocado, chopped greens, and diced tomato onto the “flat” half, with a shake of salt and pepper. with the spatula, gently fold the omelette in half, folding the “piled” half over onto the fillings. it should look like a big golden-yellow half-moon. flip the omelette over in the pan, and cook until both sides are lightly browned (it may already be done! egg cooks quickly!). transfer omelette onto a plate, along with the avocado slices and tomato wheels, and lightly season the vegetables with salt & pepper. garnish omelette with a generous zig-zag of sriracha, and sprinkle with the finely chopped greens. bon appetit! :)

if you would like my recipe ☺️

Woof, i need some sleep. Work has taken a lot out of me today

a new month starts, a new repost of this here so i can maybe get some income.

Love the lace, such a good touch

Why does he lay like this????

My two dumbass cats

COMMS OPEN! My job doesn't start until November and money is getting tight, so I'm opening 3 slots! Forms close in 24 hrs thank you so much for any help forms.gle/fR54jheZhGxV...

Crazy that I'm almost thirty, does that make me a milf? #murrsuit #yiff #furry

My fever finally broke a few hours ago, these past few days have been rough to say the least

Oh I would love to see what you would come up with if you do try putting your all into writing something send it my way I wanna read it!

I know right? Just chillin

No stream tonight, but enjoy this picture of bean!

Never kill yourself

Girls be shaving

#signalis #signalisfanart

Same, the fun of seeing my friends no longer outweighed how bad it felt to use

Oh this is super pretty, i hope we get to see more of your drawings!

Holy fuck, didn't expect to hit #1 globally but damn, thanks miku, God i miss rockband

I hope all the people who can't celebrate Christmas this year can atleast spend time with friends and watch something like a good movie. If ya need company or something feel free to reach out i don't think anyone should be alone this day, love you all and merry christmas

Shepards pie is just meat parfait