The Caretaker

Every Age has a finite end. This too shall pass, Dweller. Yet we do not have to endure it passively.

Winter has since swept throughout Thedas proper, but the best has yet to come: Festive hams and pies... and burning logs that put off toxic smoke.

Life is cyclical, Dweller. Nothing is permanent. The seasons end but begin anew, and so to shall friendships and bonds be strengthened as we come together once more.

A most daunting missive from The Ducks....

Dweller, I know not what labubu means. The winds caution against learning its meaning.

I'm opening two slots for Colored Commissions this month. As a thank you for 200 followers, Second characters are free!

To streamline contact, I've whipped up a handy dandy google form for those who are interested: forms.gle/NMkqnjfrsNdx...

TOS & Other information will be in the replies below 👇

Watch the musical "Rent" during Pride Month and take 5000 damage, Dweller. It's good for character development.

Are we being gay enough this Pride Month, Dweller?

NO. KINGS.

Take this, Dweller. You will need it on your journey.

[ They offer up a single plate of Birria tacos]

I catch you in my loving arms. Then I swaddle you and return you to the land.

You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy.

WHEW. The horrors persist. Opening an emergency slot for an Icon in this style for $60, just like the OG opening.

Be careful, Dweller. With one foot in the future and one in the past, you must be mindful lest you receive a surprise cockshot from the present.

Dweller, if you thought THIS was bad. Just wait until the Spirits are waking you up at 3am to whisper about The Horrors.

Ooc: Tomorrow I will still answer any messages regarding the different characters in the venue! If you need Wonderment, the Waitstaff or Inspiration (The sketch artist) don't hesitate to let me know and tomorrow I'll check it out 🥰 Oh and in case someone doesn't know, I'm Viago's account too ☺️

Be warned, Dwellers. Should anything go amiss due to your misconduct at the wedding...

[The Caretaker clasps their hands over their hollow chest, peering out over the Fade as they trail off.]

[The Caretaker inclines their head in a bow.]

You are a gracious Host, Spirit of Compassion.

[They linger for a moment before opening their arms and beckoning Cole closer.]

Comfort, for the one who has elected to tread a new path. Your life will yet remain fruitful.

I would not miss it, Dweller. It is my duty to see to the welfare of the Crossroad's inhabitants, and you are no exception.

@itsmecole.bsky.social @bellara-lutare.bsky.social

[The Caretaker arrives later than intended, but with gifts in tow]

Newlyweds, who have found peace in their union and solace in the arms of their beloved...

... I bring Tupperware. For all your leftovers, snacks, and meal prepping.

[ The Caretaker gingerly accepts the proffered scroll. They turn it over and unroll it to look over the contents, then nod.]

There are things in motion that may delay me, Spirit of Compassion, but know I will be present to bear witness to your union to the Dweller.

If you made it through this, you can make it to Friday

A wedding? When is the date, Spirit of Compassion? I shall make myself available.

Ghilan'nain 😑

Dweller, the tides recede as the Spirits whisper of warmth and revelry... there's an island we must travel to...

Margaritaville ....

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I'm opening two slots for this month, and I'll quote this when they're filled.

I'm afraid my knowledge does not extend to his condition, Dweller. The spirits of the Fade are just as perplexed as you are.

We learned nothing about NOT swallowing crystals...

Blue Raspberry Slushie, save me. Save me, Blue Raspberry Slushie.

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