Jeff Wiser

The Jose/és Mejia are doing some heavy lifting today

been a really difficult last however many years for everyone who cares about other people

Follow up: True or false that the show got canceled solely because you all forgot that the Minnesota Twins exist? I’ll hang up and listen.

You can kill The Roundtable, but you cannot kill the termites in Carlos Correa’s ankle

There’s Pitcher Face and then there’s whatever the hell this is

Between this, DOGE, the AI child porn, abandoning Mars, and the exploding rockets, I have to say, he’s really a genius and we shouldn’t underestimate his ability to turn anything and everything to shit.

Taylor Clarke starting for the D-backs like it’s 2017 all over again

Hey, you know what really helps get people on your side? Stranding them in airports. People love being stranded in airports. Foolproof.

Hey, you know what really helps get people on your side? Stranding them in airports. People love being stranded in airports. Foolproof.

Just a reminder that spring training games are the purest distillation of existential nihilism we can experience

More Carrigg please

I’d like to discuss who’s giving him eyewear advice

Shout out to @fangraphs.com for another killer Prospect Week

Respect for wearing the uno

I know these goons are incapable of introspection, but you’d think at some point they’d wonder “why don’t people born here want to be associated with our country?” Of course, Gu and others may wish to represent their heritage, but some may just be embarrassed of the USA.

In exchange for that partial scholarship we’re gonna need power of attorney over your UCL

105 pitches over six in your first start of the year. College baseball is soooooo back.

it’s dusty in here

This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.

why does the winning look so much like losing

Don’t even think of coming at Johnny Weir with your figure skating analytics

Introducing the BP Top 101!

Been meaning to ask about that. I certainly miss the three of you, plus the Ghost of Carig. Hope we don’t lose another the chance hear you three in one place on a regular basis.

Being tall seems dope

Gild-free living: Too good to be true? My column,,,

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

For @cnn.com, a story about gambling addiction, gambling sobriety and how that changes many young men’s relationships to friends, family, and sports fandom. www.cnn.com/2026/02/01/s...

Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice:

State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official

Q&A: The Minnesota Timberwolves chaplain who wants NBA stars to melt ICE without slipping Matt Moberg's righteous fury with Donald Trump's immigration crackdown went viral. But he preaches empathy for the NBA stars figuring out how to stand for others without losing themselves.

new: Minnesota Timberwolves chaplain and activist Matt Moberg FaceTimed me from an ICE blanketed parking lot about his empathy for Anthony Edwards, Wemby's provocative statement about the Spurs, and the value (if any) of athletes speaking out.

we ended early because ICE tried to arrest his mom.

Jeez Dan I knew you were old but you’re from the *20’s?*