Agent P

The Rangers are absolutely shite. I blame the SNP.

Went out into the garden there to see if I could lure my neighbours cat into a liason. A lot of frost out there and I BLAME THE SNP. They're ruining this country....OK its not actually my country but they're ruining it. #fuming

LadyP shits herself. Pass it on.....

Just shat myself again.

SNP....Stronger for Scotland.

Hi folks, we all set for another day of talking absolute drivel and slagging off Scotland?

The cat I like fingering.

The whole fingering my neighbours cat thing was a joke BTW. Honest gov....only happened once OK. I did the crime then the time. No cats were harmed in the making of this post.

Most people know that there's usually a lot of shite that comes out of me....usually from my mouth, but I currently have some dribbling down my leg.

Just did a discrete lady fart and have followed through. Have cleared the carriage because of the smell. What have the SNP done to the trains in this country?

I have to confess something. Sometimes I finger my neighbours cat.

I actually sucked his boaby last Tuesday after an SFA meeting. He's a sweetypie x

Are you referring to my good friend the soccer referee sir?

If being an MP is a full time job and being an MSP is a full time job, how the hell can @StephenFlynnSNP do both at the same time?

Worse than that, the SNP cancelled a vote last week that would have prevented this 2 faced hypocrite from even trying this selfish act.

I'm on a train from Manchester to Bolton. Why have the SNP ruined the choo choos in this country? Toilets filthy....that was my fault tbf.

Agent P is talking shite on twitter again?

I have a cushy life in Jockland. Why do I hate it so much? Oh no....just shat myself again. #AgentP

I'm a child of the UK. We own Scotland. SNP are bad.

Oh no. Just shat myself again. Hate Scotland yada yada.

I hate Scotland and intend to slag it off with every post. I may also talk shite. Pauline. Inverness. #AgentP