Ariel Dumas

Our side of this negotiation is asking for 2% of the profits we help generate. Their side says fuck you, sleep on the street. (And that’s their PR strategy!) https://deadline.com/2023/07/writers-strike-hollywood-studios-deal-fight-wga-actors-1235434335/

We had to catch an early flight recently and the only thing that could get me going in the morning was Venga Bus. I love the Venga Bus. Has Gen Z discovered the Venga Bus yet?

Addison posting SO many desperate gofundmes for sturdier signage

ANNOUNCEMENT: triscuits and frosted mini wheats are ACTUALLY FIRST COUSINS

Blowing the dust off another, to me, banger.

Slowly moving to this app and unpacking my steamer trunk full of favorite tweets.

Threads seems very Pokémon Go to the Polls

Ryan Murphy, With 3 Shows in Production, Threatens to Sue Writers Guild Strike Captain (Exclusive) A WGA leadership memo notes the threatened litigation prompted showrunner Warren Leight to step back from captaining duties and also implored members: "Our foe in this fight is not other members, it i...

"Multiple sources tell THR that only four scripted TV series remain in production on the East Coast — with three of them produced by Murphy." https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/ryan-murphy-threatens-lawsuit-wga-strike-captain-1235530321/

"Curtis Mayfield at the Wingate Concert Series," Adams said when asked what his favorite concert was. "At that concert there was a rainstorm and the lights fell on Curtis Mayfield and they actually paralyzed him at that concert. He died a few years ago, but it was an amazing concert before that happened. Just so unfortunate." A Los Angeles Times report about the concert noted that Mayfield had not yet begun performing when the rig fell on him. It's not clear what part of the performance Adams enjoyed before the accident took place.

The faked photo thing is objectively worse, but the weirdest and most gratuitous Eric Adams lie remains his answer to the softest of softball questions, about the best concert he ever attended.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: if your fav show is on forced hiatus bc of what's going on over in hollywood, the correct framing is "shows are not filming bc studios refuse to pay their writers a living wage, forcing writers to strike" NOT "shows are not filming bc of the writers strike"

Welcome to VENMOMENTS, the ONLY social media app from VENMO! Enjoy an endless scroll of people you tangentially know reimbursing each other for pad thai!

Welcome to my new Twitter replacement app, it’s called ✨Glitter✨! You can customize your own algorithm, but every time you post, a fragment of microplastic chokes a baby sea turtle. 🐢 🐢 🐢

My OB/GYN: please stop saying that. The term is “postpartum.”

Me: right so anyway once I’ve shidded out the baby

Which food do you think you could pretty successfully eating-contest eat? For me it’s tater tots.

“We’d LOVE for you to helm a dramatic, high-budget trilogy about Andy Capp and his hot fries.”

I feel proud that I’ve been writing more but I feel EXTRA proud of this little cat I drew in the margins.

I only know “skeeting” from its other usage: a combo of squirting and yeeting.

Hahah no I’m just so slow!!

If this app stops working too, I will simply go outside and scream my pithy observations at parked cars. I cannot be stopped.

Crossover where the Bobs Burgers kids have to work at The Bear restaurant

Thank you @panic.gay for the invite! Wow that was so nice!