@mmclar.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, avid reader
The Electric City is electric tonight!
01.06.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Severance but just for pooping
26.05.2025 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those last 50 lbs are so stubborn!
21.05.2025 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So...is there a Mr. Dash?
16.05.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New pope, new me!
08.05.2025 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New pope, who dis?
08.05.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait a minute, you guys are putting your eggs in baskets!?
05.04.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If they made the black box out of the same stuff the plane is made out of, they wouldn't have to go looking for something every time there is a plane crash
03.04.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aw it's officially Opening Day when Nate is live-tweeting his call reactions!
27.03.2025 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coffee shop I'm at just straight up has Stairway to Heaven playing
19.03.2025 13:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You ever voice your darkest thoughts when the blender’s on?
06.03.2025 11:28 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1
Tim Robinson in the “TABLES” sketch saying “it’s the same actor I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same person”
Me watching Severance:
28.02.2025 00:51 — 👍 368 🔁 47 💬 6 📌 0
Stop calling me that!
20.02.2025 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Adult ghost tour guide saying “this is the worst day I’ve had on this job”
Adult ghost tour guide saying “you can drink if you want, and we can say whatever the hell we want”
me on weekdays vs me on the weekend:
07.02.2025 14:53 — 👍 105 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0If you don't faint every time you stand up you are not standing up fast enough
05.02.2025 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We probably shouldn’t have let all those coaches teach our history classes.
25.01.2025 05:47 — 👍 52 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0IF YOU SAY "I DON'T KNOW" THEN YOU GET SLIMED THAT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS
28.01.2025 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All kidding aside, I literally just accidentally wrote 2024 on a check
27.01.2025 15:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
