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Clay Blancett

@claybefree.bsky.social

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That was so heartening. Thank you, Bill 🙏

03.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
HONK HONK TAKE YOUR TIME… I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE HONK HONK HONK HONK NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROADS

HONK HONK TAKE YOUR TIME… I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE HONK HONK HONK HONK NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROADS

IT’S MONDAY
TAKE YOUR TIME---
I'M THE BOSS
AROUND HERE

02.03.2026 11:36 — 👍 185    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 1

Aaaaaaaaaahhh

01.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

01.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

01.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

aahh

01.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Goodness gracious

01.03.2026 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

01.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did they claim the kids they bombed was a School for Terrorists yet

01.03.2026 15:11 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

01.03.2026 12:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh (sleepily)

01.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

01.03.2026 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This aged well

01.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 1684    🔁 765    💬 58    📌 37

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

28.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

28.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had forgotten how The Simpsons put the extra effort in to flip this joke. Rather than just satirizing US nationalist parochialism, Homer is (momentarily) an expert on Iranian politics.

28.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 593    🔁 124    💬 5    📌 1
A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background with yellow radiating lines

A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background with yellow radiating lines

22.06.2025 03:48 — 👍 1121    🔁 305    💬 4    📌 4
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It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

28.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 3905    🔁 906    💬 60    📌 22

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

28.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Father Flot delivers!!

28.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anthropic responds to Hegseth. www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

28.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 8468    🔁 2579    💬 305    📌 236

night night

28.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

28.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you're willing to turn a blind eye to this because of how trans women in sports is polling or whatever, then you're just as craven and inhuman as the Republicans who are taking joy in it.

26.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 102    🔁 21    💬 3    📌 0
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Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission.

Full statement from the band:

27.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 6279    🔁 1564    💬 72    📌 141
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Good Morning

27.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good morning

27.02.2026 11:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The legend of Crazy Jim Johnson.

A collab with my pal Ifesinachi Orjiekwe

20.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 148    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 0

aaaaaaaaahhhhh

27.02.2026 11:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0