id imagine dallasโ annual budget probably breaks down like this:
police: $2 billion
making I-35 worse: $700 million
fixing life ending potholes: $5
maintaining greenspace: $49
water bill for the fire hydrant that gushes everywhere for hours every day that ive reported 5 times now: $500,000
27.08.2025 13:38 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
ๆณขๆฏ่ใฎใใญใ
02.05.2025 19:14 โ ๐ 534 ๐ 142 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
even more so when i decline any ice
02.05.2025 22:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
alcohol connoisseurs love it when i pour copious coke zero into a glass of fancy whiskey and wonโt stop calling it a โjack & cokeโ
02.05.2025 22:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
lying to my job to get off early so i can go to TFF just got slightly more risky now that i have a coworker who has a non-zero chance of possibly being a furry.
11.04.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
someone is trying to sue the prior tenant who lived here and we keep getting process servers at our house.
08.04.2025 01:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Brazilian steakhouses are not for people who struggle to say no
04.04.2025 23:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
i miss the version of myself from 11 months ago that wasnโt scared of thunderstorms but to be fair Texas decided to discontinue all normal stormy weather that doesnโt come with 14 tornado watches and yoga ball sized hail.
02.04.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
[voice of someone who has been trying to set a hearing for over a week] i should be a court coordinator in ****** County so that i get paid to never respond to emails or answer the phone or check my voicemail.
02.04.2025 14:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
first Texas spring storm of the year
04.03.2025 12:22 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
my only complaint about pokemon ZA so far is that itโs not being released TOMORROW ๐
28.02.2025 02:18 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
went to a gaming tournament this weekend and 1) someone made their own WATERSHIP DOWN FIGHT STICK 2) shin godzilla x NGE pachinko machine
23.02.2025 23:26 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
our new legal assistant is honestly catching on so fast after just 1 week itโs making me look stupid. genuinely love this development. being the best in your position at your job is a burden with little reward and im ready to break these chains.
21.02.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
pretty sure the weather app is funded by Big 9-5. checked it this morning before work to make sure there wouldnโt be ice on the road and it was like โno precipitation for the next WEEK! no rain clouds on the radar! extremely safe to commute!โ as i watched it snow outside for the next 3 hours.
19.02.2025 19:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
my most conservative opinion is that espeon in pokemon colosseum should be a girl. yes i know that enforces gender stereotypes. but the espeon is a girl and the umbreon is a boy.
03.02.2025 03:19 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
venue was packed & the girl standing next to us was so funny. she was probably as short as me & every time someone would try to stand in front of her sheโd go โyou canโt stand there. you have to keep movingโ and drive them off. we had a full foot of breathing room because of this. thanks queen.
22.01.2025 16:26 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
molchat doma fit from last night
22.01.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
i feel like ive really dulled and lost some connections, or become a less interesting person for new people in my life. but i donโt know how to fix it. regardless this year i hope to break out of it. i feel like all i do lately is work (main factor), clean house, look at my phone and sleep.
01.01.2025 03:37 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
honestly the past 3 years have felt about the same. not sure what the exact problem is. itโs just a blur of working and resting without many highlights in between, not very bad or good but i hope i can change it for the better soon, so that life is more vibrant.
01.01.2025 03:35 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Yoga with Psyduck.
12.12.2024 19:52 โ ๐ 912 ๐ 248 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 2
watched the teaser for the okami sequel and actually cried a little.
13.12.2024 12:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
12.12.2024 17:11 โ ๐ 428 ๐ 135 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
half of my family toes the line of functional alcoholism and the other half is against drinking for religious reasons and here we are. coexisting in a booze filled mountain cabin.
12.12.2024 14:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
now feat. The Sun.
12.12.2024 14:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
ladies and gentlemanโฆthe smokies
12.12.2024 14:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
i just saw this on the news and you can hear/see the inmates cheering & flashing lights from the jail in supportโฆso beautiful.
12.12.2024 12:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
my bathroom in the cabin weโre renting is infested with. ladybugs? well, thereโs worse things.
12.12.2024 12:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
consuming liquids at the airport is a calculation. i need just enough water and caffeine to fight off dehydration & fatigue but i also cannot piss for another 2.5 hours (do not want to face the airplane nightmare bathroom).
11.12.2024 13:05 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
i hate riding in lyfts man. when i become a statistic on the highway i want to do it by my own hand, on my own terms.
11.12.2024 12:09 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
#pokemon
#ใใฑใขใณใคใฉในใ
18.10.2024 13:55 โ ๐ 2040 ๐ 705 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Illustrator and art teacher ๐จ
Looking for Representation!
๐ฅ mu31nb. ๐ฟ personal account for yapping ๐
๐๐๐ treating every video game like a walking simulator ๐ ๐ง ๐ ๐
its glenn idk if im actually gonna use this / aka dynagroov on twt
dont let the haters tell u im gay
26 (1999) โข he/him ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ โข ๐ฆ coyote ฮธฮ ๐ 18+ follows ๐ต๐ธ BLM + LAND BACK โข๐ ๐ญ NO ๐ซ AI
๐ป๐ฅ๐ฑโ๏ธ๐ง
That little sissy from wreck it ralph when she doesnt win the wigsmack sugarpussy race and has to sit in the corner til she dies idk ๐คธโโ๏ธ @crueltysquad.bsky.social ๐คธโโ๏ธ
TRIPLE DOG DEATH BARRAGE โข 26 โข it/its โข i luv @dolarhyde.bsky.social
Kaz - 27 y/o - she/they
@rockruff ๐
Ethan megazeraora has landed. writer of sorts.
https://bsky.app/profile/murkrow.bsky.social
art archive | any pronouns | 23
main: jupitols
33yrs, they/them, dog bather ๐ฉ
animanga/cartoons/furry/ffxiv
icon by @atomic-artronic.bsky.socialโฌ
chinchilla posting @ https://www.instagram.com/noctisboober/
โผ sol ๏นit/ask ๏น24 ๏นpersonal acc ๏นโก @residentevil.bsky.social โก โฝ
art acc: @1tb.bsky.social
Arden / 27 / she
ursiday.carrd.co
Syd - 26 - They/She ๐ชฒ โข Weird biologist woman rotating the same two characters but sometimes there's surprises. 18+ only this is my lair
๐ https://etourvol.tumblr.com/ โข https://toyhou.se/taxon
#๏ธโฃ #ocs - #art - #fanart - #photos