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id imagine dallas’ annual budget probably breaks down like this:

police: $2 billion

making I-35 worse: $700 million

fixing life ending potholes: $5

maintaining greenspace: $49

water bill for the fire hydrant that gushes everywhere for hours every day that ive reported 5 times now: $500,000

波斯菊のうねり

even more so when i decline any ice

alcohol connoisseurs love it when i pour copious coke zero into a glass of fancy whiskey and won’t stop calling it a “jack & coke”

lying to my job to get off early so i can go to TFF just got slightly more risky now that i have a coworker who has a non-zero chance of possibly being a furry.

someone is trying to sue the prior tenant who lived here and we keep getting process servers at our house.

Brazilian steakhouses are not for people who struggle to say no

i miss the version of myself from 11 months ago that wasn’t scared of thunderstorms but to be fair Texas decided to discontinue all normal stormy weather that doesn’t come with 14 tornado watches and yoga ball sized hail.

[voice of someone who has been trying to set a hearing for over a week] i should be a court coordinator in ****** County so that i get paid to never respond to emails or answer the phone or check my voicemail.

first Texas spring storm of the year

my only complaint about pokemon ZA so far is that it’s not being released TOMORROW 👇

went to a gaming tournament this weekend and 1) someone made their own WATERSHIP DOWN FIGHT STICK 2) shin godzilla x NGE pachinko machine

our new legal assistant is honestly catching on so fast after just 1 week it’s making me look stupid. genuinely love this development. being the best in your position at your job is a burden with little reward and im ready to break these chains.

pretty sure the weather app is funded by Big 9-5. checked it this morning before work to make sure there wouldn’t be ice on the road and it was like “no precipitation for the next WEEK! no rain clouds on the radar! extremely safe to commute!” as i watched it snow outside for the next 3 hours.

my most conservative opinion is that espeon in pokemon colosseum should be a girl. yes i know that enforces gender stereotypes. but the espeon is a girl and the umbreon is a boy.

venue was packed & the girl standing next to us was so funny. she was probably as short as me & every time someone would try to stand in front of her she’d go “you can’t stand there. you have to keep moving” and drive them off. we had a full foot of breathing room because of this. thanks queen.

molchat doma fit from last night

i feel like ive really dulled and lost some connections, or become a less interesting person for new people in my life. but i don’t know how to fix it. regardless this year i hope to break out of it. i feel like all i do lately is work (main factor), clean house, look at my phone and sleep.

honestly the past 3 years have felt about the same. not sure what the exact problem is. it’s just a blur of working and resting without many highlights in between, not very bad or good but i hope i can change it for the better soon, so that life is more vibrant.

Yoga with Psyduck.

watched the teaser for the okami sequel and actually cried a little.

half of my family toes the line of functional alcoholism and the other half is against drinking for religious reasons and here we are. coexisting in a booze filled mountain cabin.

now feat. The Sun.

ladies and gentleman…the smokies

i just saw this on the news and you can hear/see the inmates cheering & flashing lights from the jail in support…so beautiful.

my bathroom in the cabin we’re renting is infested with. ladybugs? well, there’s worse things.

consuming liquids at the airport is a calculation. i need just enough water and caffeine to fight off dehydration & fatigue but i also cannot piss for another 2.5 hours (do not want to face the airplane nightmare bathroom).

i hate riding in lyfts man. when i become a statistic on the highway i want to do it by my own hand, on my own terms.

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