Jill Braithwaite

Good morning! Yes, this is he

boxed it up & buried it in the ground

burned it up & thrown it away

on a long drive & listening to exile in guyville & belting out every word this shit holds up imho

I wonder if we’ll ever hear stories from people who were invited into the Epstein world of crime and said no

First protein cigarette will go hard

She’s raised almost $20m to help Minnesota – she thinks you can do it too Ashley Fairbanks launched Stand with Minnesota as ICE raids rocked her home town – now donations are pouring in, and families’ rent is being paid

I need to address this immediately, because I am WAY too Minnesotan to ever claim credit for this.

I built a thing to point the fire hose of people's generosity in the right direction. That's it.

I am thankful for the piece, because hopefully it means people will donate more money.

kokopelli not feeling so welli

lol

💚🥣😴

the Gen X urge to never let me down again

FWIW, I just emailed NYT's standards editor to ask about the paper's policy on this. Will update if I get a response.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

no but really when will you fi— WE SHOULD BE TALKING ANOUT THE DOWWWWWWW

Mayor Frey meets with CEOs to plan events celebrating Minneapolis Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said he met with 15 CEOs today and plans are being made to hold a series of "galvanizing events" to celebrate Minneapolis.

Gutter ball

If CEOs want to fund parties, they can give $100k to every restaurant in town to cater something in their immediate neighborhoods

when will i finish writing this sermon? WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THE DOWWWWWW

you missed the best one

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

Gov. Tim Walz: "They left us with deep damage. Generational trauma. Economic ruin in some cases. The left us with many unanswered questions. Where are our children? Where and what is the process of the investigation into those that were responsible for the deaths of Renee and Alex?"

Rhetorial question but how is it ice's job to go after agitators

Salad Suppliers Pledge To Continue Including Just Enough In Bag That Some Will Go Bad If You’re Single

Salad Suppliers Pledge To Continue Including Just Enough In Bag That Some Will Go Bad If You’re Single https://theonion.com/salad-suppliers-pledge-to-continue-including-just-enoug-1819579707/

so good!

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“I invite you now to rise in body and/or spirit and we’ll sing together…”

*slogs through liking all the FB happy birthday posts including those from people I cannot remember*

bring it

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

lol