Mike Ragan Wolfe

Almost welling up at the end of GTA5 story mode (option C) when Franklin tells Lamar he loves him like family.

Popping a dried mango piece like a sad bit of snus

Roffle

I'm in Vibe Coding Hell When I started thinking about the problems with coding education in 2019, “tutorial hell” was enemy number one. You’d know you were living in it if you:

Great article: blog.boot.dev/education/vi...

h/t @tedgoas.bsky.social

many, many tabs open all with the globe signifying that i am trying to get something to work on the web...

<Limp Bizkit Style> It's just one of those days:

Subject line: no tricks just treats

A classic of the genre

I will have to go to the Big Shop and have a look at them and see, maybe the shit blue is really nice IRL, but i’m not impressed.

I don’t know how to do threads through incompetence, not anger at the aesthetic choices btw

Me just have iphoens. Me want new iphone. Me want every year: “best iPhone yet etc” yes, yes. Me simple man. Me pre-sold already.

*goes to buy*

You can have steal-me clown orange, some shit blue or sparkling silver like old fashioned idea of what sci-fi is.

This might be the next step of my sluggish, terrible red pilling. De-apple-ing. Getting some awful grubby plastic HTC thing for 10p and realising it’s just as capable.

Finish - pick your favourite. 3 options. All poor.

3 colour-ways. 3. No space grey. No black. No bueno.

Yeah i mean sure, i’ll PLAY Silksong, but only compulsively, i wont actually LIKE it.

You're absolutely right! I apologize for the error in my analysis.

When you are a robot brain and you make an error in your analysis:

I’ve resisted calling my hunk o junk PC “millenial falco” or anything like that - gone with plain ol’ THE WOLFENSTEINER so that it suffers no crisis in confidence from its ~100th owner (me)

Standard crap of taking half a day to connect to the internet on day 1 and dialogue boxes that look like literal scam - but you know what?
*kicks massive hulking box*
This motherfucker WORKS.

Voluntarily red-pilling and de-smooth braining myself by buying a heap of junk PC for a few bucks to replace my fully loaded iMac Pro that died, and it's been... fun so far.

I get reverse PTSD whenever i play Chief Keef, Sosa. I used to play it whenever I got paid as a freelancer - it was dope - still get a bump playing it now

Just sent a co-worker this, and now I can give myself permission to die. (I keep all my references to 10+ years ago to keep myself forever young)

no kidding

Nice to see you @tedgoas.bsky.social @dylanatsmith.com look at me i’m using the Blueski 🤝

Hocus :focus A keyboard navigation horror game. Find the 🎃 pumpkin.

I'm about 3 years late but this is horrible 😀

focus.hteumeuleu.com

I see the emails from Slack - the CTAs are still rendering as bow ties in my inbox. 🧐

Google AI Studio Google AI Studio is the fastest way to start building with Gemini, our next generation family of multimodal generative AI models.

Messing around with this: aistudio.google.com

Sweet dreams fellow devs. Next few years gonna be fun.

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

YouTube video by Kugihama Gazer Let's Get Social - full song

The 2025 timeline of *whatever this all is* has truly started now. Let’s get social: youtu.be/R7W0Tj4Ln4w?...

“Hans. Boubie. I’m your white knight.”

Bubby? Boobie? Booby?

My New Years Res is to ask the big questions

Dads getting ready for xmas morning like the Arnie prep montage from Commando, but instead of thumbing in armour-piercing bullets it’s an array of AA & AAA batteries

Very good. Niche.

Green Mario was always going to have his day in the sun eventually