Joseph Fedorko (call me Joe)

Sue him to rebuild the East Wing …

INTERNATIONAL OCCULT DAY UPDATES Seems More Appropriate for the Moment We’re In than Celebrating Mickey Mouse’s Birthday … or DOES It?!?!?!?!

Long day, which allowed for a Big Build on the Epstein vote in Congress - and it's all here in today's Update, along with other stories about another Trump "speech," BAD news on legal and gerrymandering for MAGA, and MORE! Read, like, subscribe (free or not), leave a tip, spread the word! Thanks!

Do they know?

Off to court they go to take more L's ...

Can’t find the right GIF, but “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger in BOOGIE NIGHTS …

Anyone here honestly think these clowns could clean off a table, much less millions of files that are spread across a few dozen municipalities and organiations? Or not get caught because they're that damn incompetent?

Ah, going with the you're-doing-it-so-let-me-get-in-front-of-it-like-I-thought-of-it-first gambit he always does ...

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The story of concealing the Epstein Files now has a possible out-of-nowhere sorta-kinda heroine - and come read the epic story as it stands now, complete with BETRAYAL! HATEFUL VILLIANS! SHOCKING TWISTS! Even a laugh or two! Then like and subscribe and recommend and tip and THANKS!

Tats if they don’t go to Mar-a-Lago, Botox and collagen if they do …

He's jealous he didn't do it with Bubba, isn't he?

He's jealous he didn't do it with Bubba, isn't he?

… Plus the chances of leaking Epstein files details get bigger as his “strength” erodes from the desperation.

Not to mention what this intense pressure is doing to his body.

Tick. Tock.

Bondi is incompetent. The attorney who volunteered to head her “investigation” is a Wall Street choad who has never prosecuted a traffic ticket. The political price to be paid by MAGAGOP is going to be more catastrophic by the day the longer they let it go …

If you're looking for a new Democratic Senate Leader, you won't do much better than Chris Murphy ...

Also the most inept. If this is Bondi’s idea you can bet it will fail spectacularly - and maybe even hysterically …

Dollar Store Bull Connor say what (while hunting for more bags of cash)?

I was going to say bone …

I have seen her. I will never belittle anyone with the nerve to run for office, but she is far down the list for me.

Now to explain to non-Chicagoans that Brendan Johnson has been excellent fighting Trump and ICE while also being kind of bad at the job of Mayor …

She actually only moved in the district in the last few months - she was in Streeterville before.

And if folks want to support a 20something Muslim woman in the race who actually IS a Chicagoan (and has won an election!), I recommend you look up Bushra Amiwala …

NATIONAL DREAM DESTINATION DAY UPDATES Mine is a Beach Property with Scuba Diving and Snorkeling Just Offshore and a Barbecue Pit – but Cool Restaurants Down the Road. Yours?

When you can start an update by accurately quoting yourself and end it with a Bugs Bunny clip, you KNOW you got something YOU need to read - and all in the service of summarizing yesterday's Epstein Files MADNESS. So, enjoy and spread the word and subscribe and leave a tip or pay for a subscription!

Keep waiting. She doesn't know the district, is not the only candidate fighting ICE (take a look at what Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss is doing to fight the goons with a target on his city), and isn't campaigning outside of CNN hits ...

I believe they have at least one extra signature (Don Bacon of NE) and I'm reading two more ... just for a cushion ...

I really hope Massie and Marge are looking for a couple of other signatures as a hedge ...

Transparency? Cool! TALK TO DEMOCRATS THEN ...

Participated and profited - or at least accepted cash exchanges since profit involves actually keeping money, which we know he's too dumb to have done ... but still ...

They're proposing bans that are already in the law. Performative BS.

So Threads is now riven with rumors that Nancy Mace has withdrawn her signature on the petition for the Epstein Files. I wouldn't doubt this is more than possible and she would be a prime candidate to chicken out, but has anyone seen a reputable source to confirm?

Game recognizes game.

VETERANS DAY UPDATES Honor and Respect to all Who Serve and Uphold the Oath to the Constitution

For all who follow me and have been waiting, here's my take on the Democrats, Schumer, ACA subsidies, where my anger is being placed, and what happens next. Plus, more mouth farts from we-know-who and all the regular stuff. Spread the word, leave a tip, subscribe one way or another - always, THANKS!