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Found this on my street last week

A/C report:

Cut through a back alley after lunch and some dude asked me: "Have you heard what the Word of the Day is?"

I paused and responded. "I haven't, no."

...

"STAMP YOUR CAMPER" he yelled, and then walked away with a smile.

what just happened

it's Big Stinky that my a/c repairs are gonna cost ~$600 but it's a small cost to pay in exchange for not dying everywhere I go

oh man tough question

talking points from my barbershop:
• what are we doing for the 4th?
• ever watched "The Last of Us?"
• how to convince a girlfriend to go camping (don't make her)
• would you rather have a precious antique that costs more, or a modern equivalent that's cheaper & works better?

Dropped the truck off for an A/C diagnostic, now I'm off to get a haircut. Today has the potential to be very cooling.

who wants to wrestle?
(I'll fight you and I'll win)

favorite classic rock guilty pleasure?

happy ness is licking spoon

if anyone uses fabric shears for anything besides fabric i'll k*ll them

I can tell I'm growing into the neurotic adult I've always wanted to be, since I now have four (4) distinctly separate pairs of scissors

[paper, fabric, food, "everything else"]

yeah i'm sure that's why the guy ordered it every night, he destroyed it

switching tabs between here and "Twitter" to keep cross-posting like I'm running that one morbidly named aerobic drill in middle school gym class

not trying to let it get to my head, but a boss casually handing me the penjamin button while saying "here's to the employee of the year 3 years running" is no small gesture~

got on the books tomorrow for a much-needed haircut and an even-more-dire A/C appointment for my truck

🤲bless this mess

I delivered an XL Cheeseburger Pizza (extra mustard drizzle) and a large chocolate ice cream to a guy every Sunday night in the summer of 2021

"no"

Out of milk, but tried to raw-dog a bowl of Golden Grahams anyways.

What a letdown! I'm going to bed.

Was working on a Conway Twitty crossover joke until I learned "Zohran" does not rhyme with "Slow Hand."

you do not need to touch my neck to ask how often we do the weekly show, I promise

Started saying "hey, please don't touch me" when strangers touch me at the bar.

We'll see if that works any better or worse than just staring at them all pissed-off-like.

I'm back

Hi Billie!

Tonight's Tonk Tuesday sign, in celebration of Black Music Month and tonight's special "Soul Tonk" concert event, pays tribute to the seminal variety/dance show "SOUL TRAIN," which brought black music and culture into American homes nationwide for 35 years.

My truck's AC has been busted since October? I'm dying!

OMG ROSS HI

I am being told to post here more often, so here goes.

Hello! Fucka sucka ding dong.

Everyone have a great Tuesday.

folks