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Goast

@therealgoast.bsky.social

Youtube funny man, Schrodinger’s furry, small Weiner club official member of 9 years. Follow me on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@therealgoastyt?si=RR-OzYldQ6lhSwgG

68 Followers  |  105 Following  |  332 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2024
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The other day I asked it to add the song “Birdbrain” to my queue and it proceeded to wipe the queue and play only songs with the word bird in the title

04.03.2026 09:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why didn’t Ethan get a gun named Village

01.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last time someone squeezed and egg of mine it landed me in the hospital

27.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats on being a moneymaker big man

23.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fallout New Vegas; took me two and a half months, did lots of side content and all dlc. 9/10 almost as good as peakout 3. Long live the Yes Man empire.

20.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How it feels to Hawk Tuah in a 67 world

19.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Call me Paul Revere the way I make the British cum

09.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Iron Lung; got around to a last minute screening the other day. Wasn’t my kind of movie at all but I have nothing but admiration for the craftsmanship of it all. Came cuz I’m a big fan of Mark and wanted to see how he’d fare in the directors chair and he nailed it with flying colors.

07.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This image on my camera roll; I’m not sure what to think about this ask me again tomorrow.

02.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lucky Star: Konata’s Thirties; I forgot this existed for like a year and was happy to see 6 new chapters released since I last looked. Nothing delights me more than to see these characters happy and successful well into adulthood. Unabashedly peak. Billions must read.

02.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The massager?

01.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a latent teen sitcom bully character gene in me that gets activated every time I hear someone call the ps1 a “psx”

30.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’ve all got that one friend 🤣

28.01.2026 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Super Metroid; this is the first Metroidvania I’ve played start to finish that wasn’t in 3d. Enjoyed it a lot more than I expected to, it holds up incredibly well and is very fluid and digestible even for the modern palette. It makes me want to dig into more of my 4th gen backlog.

28.01.2026 07:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Gaming Hero Of The Day: Simpson-Looking NCR Trooper Outside Of Primm

23.01.2026 20:01 — 👍 11    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
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Supermegashow, various episodes; those white boys are funny.

19.01.2026 12:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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White bread; simple but effective. Leaves much to be desired.

19.01.2026 12:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Thoughts on thoughts on Nintendo in 2025: yeah he had some good points

19.01.2026 12:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Goast media thread 2026.

19.01.2026 12:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll send you my scripts edit them for free

08.01.2026 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stepped on a crack and my mother was fine.
Might be adopted.

05.01.2026 14:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we start shortening the word fanart into just fart

01.01.2026 08:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bro thinks he’s on the team

31.12.2025 15:32 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I hope they make a band of the hawk 2

31.12.2025 00:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate good content
I dislike media I need to look below the surface level to enjoy
I am a BETA MALE CUCK and I WELCOME it
I will DIE before the day that I watch a movie a person on Twitter tells me is good
FEED ME MY SLOP or feed me DEATH
Why would I watch a GOOD movie when I can FUCK your MOM

30.12.2025 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why can’t I bring the hoes to the Lucky 38 penthouse

23.12.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How older Pokemon fans look at you when you don’t want to individually grind out each member of your team instead of just playing a game with xp share

20.12.2025 05:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I need an edit button I am sick of making minor spelling mustakes

20.12.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dead rising 5 or I scream

14.12.2025 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Addendum: just beat skyward sword hd that shit was hardcore

12.12.2025 08:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0