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Bryan Waterman

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Lit, hist, art, music. Toggling btwn the 1790s and the 1970s, I write abt seduction, friendship, arts scenes/circles, NYC. 33 1/3 on Marquee Moon. Professing English at NYU since 2001. Missing me here search the WFMU comments board.

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Somebody run it through Turnitin!

07.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw someone use the abbreviation β€œAI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

06.10.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5508    πŸ” 1813    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 78

This is great. The absurdity of this moment captured. Make it go viral.

07.10.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5492    πŸ” 2577    πŸ’¬ 238    πŸ“Œ 114
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Republicans post fake image of Oregon protest – using photos of South America A federal judge had blocked Trump’s request to deploy California national guard to Portland

The Oregon Republican Party tried to help Donald Trump make the case for military intervention in Portland with an image of a fiery protest β€” but since Portland is calm, they had to fabricate one by merging old photos of police in Ecuador and protesters in Brazil www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Cracker Barrel Vance sticker spotted in Denver, Colorado

07.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

I like this energy.

The key is that the inevitable videos always convey this is both a stupid waste of resources and an asymmetrical show of force.

Like, "I'm sorry, did you say federal agents are attacking…Care Bears?"

"…the Fruit of the Loom guys?"

"…Disney Princesses?"

"…hams?!?"

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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26864    πŸ” 12863    πŸ’¬ 559    πŸ“Œ 528
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
trib.al/9Sxu9IN

06.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15299    πŸ” 7277    πŸ’¬ 797    πŸ“Œ 1059

It sure looks like they're recruiting ICE based on a desire to inflict violence on fellow citizens.

06.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUnder financial and political pressure, university leadership, trustees, and regents may be tempted to sign and try to mitigate the damage later. We exhort them to see the truth beneath the administration’s pretext of encouraging ideological diversity and affordability.β€œ

06.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from statement β€œUniversities and colleges have one mission: to advance knowledge. Faculty carry out the mission by conducting research and teaching students. The knowledge they produce and circulate is independently assessed by professional peers. Interfering with that process by forcing knowledge to pass through a political filter is a tactic adopted by the Soviet Union and other authoritarian states. The White House is dressing up its compact as a reasonable corrective to what it views as problems in campus culture. Let no one be deceived. This proposal imposes government censorship on academia. It is anti-American, and it weakens our democracy by devaluing academic expertise.”

Screenshot from statement β€œUniversities and colleges have one mission: to advance knowledge. Faculty carry out the mission by conducting research and teaching students. The knowledge they produce and circulate is independently assessed by professional peers. Interfering with that process by forcing knowledge to pass through a political filter is a tactic adopted by the Soviet Union and other authoritarian states. The White House is dressing up its compact as a reasonable corrective to what it views as problems in campus culture. Let no one be deceived. This proposal imposes government censorship on academia. It is anti-American, and it weakens our democracy by devaluing academic expertise.”

ACLS statement against White House β€œcompact”: THIS IS SOVIET SHIT

06.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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fork

06.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Oregon Republican League
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Bleiler Donna β€’ 7h β€’ G
Trump is preparing to go after Antifa, waiting for them to make a move. Antifa is preparing for riots in major cities. Since Portland is their headquarters, it seems essential that the National Guard would be in Oregon.
Governor Kotek is in panic mode releasing news every day on her opposition. Portland Police are working with Antifa to criminalize federal agents. "Out in Oregon, the Governor, the mayor and police are all part of Antifa." Shan Davis explains, "Once you understand that Portland police is Antifa, everything else it does and refuses to do suddenly makes sense." If they are part of Antifa, they are part of the insurrection.
Antifa has been hired to create a civil war. Kotek has been telling people to stay calm, all the while she is still promoting Antifa to start a civil war.
[https://rumble.com/embed/v6xoc3g/?
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Oregon Republican League ... X Bleiler Donna β€’ 7h β€’ G Trump is preparing to go after Antifa, waiting for them to make a move. Antifa is preparing for riots in major cities. Since Portland is their headquarters, it seems essential that the National Guard would be in Oregon. Governor Kotek is in panic mode releasing news every day on her opposition. Portland Police are working with Antifa to criminalize federal agents. "Out in Oregon, the Governor, the mayor and police are all part of Antifa." Shan Davis explains, "Once you understand that Portland police is Antifa, everything else it does and refuses to do suddenly makes sense." If they are part of Antifa, they are part of the insurrection. Antifa has been hired to create a civil war. Kotek has been telling people to stay calm, all the while she is still promoting Antifa to start a civil war. [https://rumble.com/embed/v6xoc3g/? pub=50601&start=2506](https://rumble.com/embed/ v6xoc3g/?pub=50601&start=2506) 2X22 Report Political β€’ Geopolitical rumble.com Ep 3745b - [DS] Pushing A Hybrid War, Trump Is Using The Shutdown To Defund The [DS], Timing,... 115 16 comments 25 shares

In case you’re wondering how grassroots Republican activists in Oregon are metabolizing what’s happening in the state. This person is a coordinator for two long running conservative organizations in the state: The Gathering of the Eagles and the Abigail Adams project.

06.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 724    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 62

LOGGING ON

06.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😊 that's nice of you to say! thx!

06.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh! I just went and listened to your Sparks cover. Really loved it.

06.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friends @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social is doing wellβ€” she’s at home, released last night. I’ll let her speak on the ordeal when she’s ready but for now wanted to share this update.

05.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Thank you! Sending her all love and strength. ❀️❀️

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Does anyone have an update on @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social?

05.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
In response to a federal court order that blocked his attempt to federalize the Oregon National Guard, President Trump is deploying 300 California National Guard personnel into Oregon. They are on their way there now. This is a breathtaking abuse of the law and power. The Trump Administration is unapologetically attacking the rule of law itself and putting into action their dangerous words β€” ignoring court orders and treating judges, even those appointed by the President himself, as political opponents.
This isn't about public safety, it's about power. The commander-in-chief is using the U.S. military as a political weapon against American citizens. We will take this fight to court, but the public cannot stay silent in the face of such reckless and authoritarian conduct by the President of the United States.
Governor Gavin Newsom

In response to a federal court order that blocked his attempt to federalize the Oregon National Guard, President Trump is deploying 300 California National Guard personnel into Oregon. They are on their way there now. This is a breathtaking abuse of the law and power. The Trump Administration is unapologetically attacking the rule of law itself and putting into action their dangerous words β€” ignoring court orders and treating judges, even those appointed by the President himself, as political opponents. This isn't about public safety, it's about power. The commander-in-chief is using the U.S. military as a political weapon against American citizens. We will take this fight to court, but the public cannot stay silent in the face of such reckless and authoritarian conduct by the President of the United States. Governor Gavin Newsom

NEW: Gavin Newsom says that Trump has ordered 300 previously federalized CA National Guard troops into Oregon to end-run Judge Immergut's ruling blocking the federalization of the Oregon National Guard. www.gov.ca.gov/2025/10/05/g...

05.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 42

This feels like evidence Trump's aides are deliberately gaslighting him, which is unfortunately very easy to do with dementia sufferers (Trump did it to his father) and which aides are using to seize control of the US military for their own purposes.

05.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2459    πŸ” 718    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 56

It appears that the federal agents occupying Portland have people embedded with them charged with the task of producing stories presenting the government’s version of events. Ironically, this was the sort of work JD Vance did in Iraq before he decided he was against that war.

05.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2172    πŸ” 1007    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 66
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EXCLUSIVE: NARA Ousts Eisenhower Library Director Over Proposed Trump Gift to King Charles The director, a historian and Army veteran, declined to allow the Trump administration to remove a priceless artifact from the library's permanent collection

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Yeah, that’s me.

04.10.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Aside from everything it makes me hate QR codes even more

05.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Warrior and legend.

05.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 632    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 9

Every trustee or regent or governor on every higher education board needs to read this.

05.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Close runner-up.

05.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite sentence today for sure.

05.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A head shot with a projectile. It's an ugly wound too. She has a concussion.

Other authoritarian govts exist that would draw the line at this type of attack on their own elderly citizens.

05.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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