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Thanks for collecting all of these in one place. I'm laughing, even though I still want to cry.

$#&%@!

A Winkle In Slime

Something big his name can go on? How about the parking garage that's supposed to be built for the Therme spa at Ontario Place?

So. Central Rain

Bic brand 4-colour retractable ballpoint pen. Ink colours are blue, red, green, and black.

The classic Bic 4-colour retractable ballpoint pen:

Grand & Toy pencils, and the crank operated pencil sharpener in every classroom.

Some English words have many different meanings, while some meanings have many different English words. For example: huge, gigantic, enormous, gargantuan, massive.

The word "down" is a fun one. It can be a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, or a preposition.

Damn it. *shakes fist at the universe* 😡

I had an Icarus joke, but it crashed and burned.

I
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck

on this date eight years ago, Tom Holland wowed Zendaya on Lip Sync Battle with his cultural critique of impervious surface stormwater runoff.

I thought we weren't suposed to talk about the pine cone eating...

A very large Exmoor Horn sheep.

Seven years today since we first introduced you to this absolute unit.

They are for free speech, but only for them. Not for anyone else.

I got one of those a few days ago from "Voter Research Services". Same wording except for the (probably fake) company name.

Did you heare the one about the guy who was a bit long yn the toothe who got angrye at a Monet paintinge?
Olde man yelleth at Claude

I dare you to change your handle to "MERL Hoggard".

The mold behind Brie cheese could face extinction. Can we save it? The world's supply of Brie and Camembert relies on one type of white mold. And French scientists say it's in trouble.

Nooo

Finally, some good news.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

That was fun. And I should also never, ever play it again.

Thys nys no partye
Thys nys no disco
Thys nys no foolinge arounde
Thys nys no alehouse
Nor roadsyde taverne
Ich have no tyme for that nowe

RETVRN

(To recipes involving Miracle Whip, mini marshmallows, and Velveeta.)

My time with Normal Eyes is long over. (Thanks, myopia!)

A small plush toy duck sitting on a footstool.

A selfie taken by a small plush toy duck, in front of an extremely accurate drawing of a mallard duck.

Meet Dwayne.

(The background image in the second pic is from @tommysiegel.bsky.social 's 2024 Extremely Accurate Birds calendar.)

#InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay

We leave our (artificial) tree and all of our indoor/outdoor lights and decorations up until March. It makes January and February less dreary.

YouTube video by Queen Official Queen - Killer Queen (Top Of The Pops, 1974)

3. Queen - Killer Queen

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