@spoopywizard.bsky.social
Maybe the spirals will train you to put your damn signature!
04.11.2025 17:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes. But also, you forgot your signature again
03.11.2025 20:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's ok. We'll mercilessly remind you when you forget. Every. Single. Time.
03.11.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's better
03.11.2025 16:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you break out of denial? You didn't sign off correctly!
02.11.2025 15:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is how you meme yourself into actually enjoying the denial
01.11.2025 15:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It ends whenever we damn well please!
31.10.2025 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who up hallowing their weens?!
31.10.2025 14:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who up succing their buss???
31.10.2025 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Wedding"
30.10.2025 20:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Virtual Polycule wedding stream would be really funny
30.10.2025 20:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0........... You'd love Texas
30.10.2025 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is this how we find out the bush and pits are merkins?
26.10.2025 23:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're.... You're not supposed to wear socks in the pool. JFC
26.10.2025 22:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Free wading pool!!!!
26.10.2025 22:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ask for another Malm bed and when it's assembled, sell it *taps forehead*
24.10.2025 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Impossible]
23.10.2025 13:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congrats?
20.10.2025 18:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welcome to the Material Realm. It may take some getting used to, for an aetherial being such as yourself.
19.10.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I wrote this when I was almost fully asleep, in zombie mode.... My subconscious is such a Bond villain
18.10.2025 18:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your* shit! I'm sleepy!
18.10.2025 06:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Predicament bondage where you're stuck in a cramped space with the fuck machine blasting 5000 strokes at full power and you're only possible escape is crawling through a pile of 5k leggos haphazardly strewn on the floor.
18.10.2025 06:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*Creates an 8 hour compilation video of Edie shouting "NAAAUUUUU"*
17.10.2025 16:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're on vacation! And you're sick.... I mean I'll take what I can get... But you don't need to be thinking about work right now
17.10.2025 14:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm just wondering if we're gonna be finding surprise tomato slices in our underwear drawers because we all got a holiday visit from the Columbus Day Bunny.
New holiday tradition just dropped!
Is this the bunny version of how cats slip dead rats under your pillow???
17.10.2025 03:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There's nothing like late night road trips.
15.10.2025 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God bless fat asses in Jeggings!
14.10.2025 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just realized I never actually showed any of my irl or "Normal" online friends my Bluesky. Which means I actually can use this as my feral horny account. Let the party begin!
14.10.2025 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only if that future is the same gender as you.
14.10.2025 20:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
