RIP Kyle and Jackie O. 2000-2026
03.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
RIP Kyle and Jackie O. 2000-2026
03.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIP Kyle and Jackie O, 2000-2026
03.03.2026 10:15 — 👍 45 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1Ohhh. A work colleague got me back into it about 6 months ago and I’ve been invested since
03.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Friend code?
03.03.2026 11:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
All the worlds biggest global events happened after the death of Harambe… Brexit, Trump, Covid, Ukraine, Iran to name a few.
Starting a Gofundme to bring Harambe back 🥹
You forgot your French lesson, again!
03.03.2026 11:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When your plane sits on the tarmac for an extended period
03.03.2026 08:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Completely on brand for MFW to take credit for vile Kyle’s offensive behaviour, and his radio station saying enough is enough.
03.03.2026 08:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How can we educate the carousel lice to the fact their bags won’t come out any quicker if they’re blocking the belt for everyone else?
03.03.2026 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Riding a Lime bike down George St, not sure if it’s legal or not, but damn it’s sketchy… and twice as quick as the tram. The pedestrians here, even on the tram tracks, are absolutely chaotic
03.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Last ever ride on a [regular service] K set
02.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anyhoo, I marched, and it was exhilarating
02.03.2026 03:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why don’t Mardi Gras publish the running order of floats?
02.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apparently lettuce and ice cubes wasn’t a sustainable business model.
01.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just got two landings for the price of one!
27.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best part about being Qantas lifetime bronze again is getting boarding group 67236 on your boarding pass, and eventually being able to board once the plane has done a few laps of the moon and back and undergone it’s D check
26.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why are the PTV app and websites so bad? It’s virtually impossible to know that there are trains to the showgrounds today other than a one liner from the organiser of the event, and the journey planner is making it infinitely difficult to plan a trip there.
21.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In todays episode of “no wonder illegal dumping is such a huge problem” I present to you Hume’s landfill prices.
06.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ey cuz, what’s for dinner?
05.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will Australia ever be this smart?
03.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The biggest travesty of all is these just taste like salt right now
03.02.2026 11:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dr Google: Influenza doesn’t cause you to lose your taste and smell, you definitely have Covid!
Nope, it’s definitely influenza A, Dr Google.
First pride march in over 300 years where the temperature isn’t 40 degrees and i can’t make it because previously I was working but now off sick and in bed with the flu. Have fun if you’re going, and remember if you’re sick stay the fuck home.
31.01.2026 12:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Microsoft Outlook is the absolute pits.
30.01.2026 10:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know that train!
30.01.2026 08:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ok these dictionary dorks are just taking the piss now
30.01.2026 06:49 — 👍 110 🔁 7 💬 12 📌 0Encouraging gunzels to catch something that isn’t the last train service is certainly a request. They clearly don’t know what they’re up against
29.01.2026 03:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is every damned bear event a massive superspreader event?
28.01.2026 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bears stay the fuck away from bear week events when you’re sick challenge.
28.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Park Crescent
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