roddy🦇katamari of death captainrodimus

i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

09.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 1192 🔁 533 💬 9 📌 6

If i fall asleep right now this immediate second can get 8 hours

10.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is no cost for velouria “addicted to the chase” avantager, who would love nothing more than to watch an ishgardian executioner waste valuable time better spent at her job on her cat and mouse game instead

10.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the beast knows not why it is a beast.

10.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i need to repurpose the fuck out of this idea actually

10.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i have a 9 am presentation 😓

10.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

frontlines fugue state claims me again

10.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hashtag my fox

10.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THANK YOU!!! i am glad it’s coming across as intended…

10.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lust

10.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 27 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

if it can be pawned it can be stolen

10.03.2026 04:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the hare!!

10.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my beloved butch comrades keep me alive so i can punish our opponents with unimaginable violence 🖤

10.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wow thats funny anyways whats gaspards home address

10.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i like when people like my elezen

10.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

who that

10.03.2026 03:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HEHE

10.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bugs when u lift up a rock

10.03.2026 03:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHATS WRONG WITH MY ELFS TITS AND FINEGERS GELPS I DONT SEE THAT ON MY END

10.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AND THE FINGERS

10.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?

10.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IM FREE

10.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

die your daughter
#velpose

10.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 65 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 0

if i can crank out a house in that hour thirty min timeframe…. i’ll join u

10.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

need..... gpose...........

10.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My childhood unironically

09.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 2174 🔁 874 💬 21 📌 6

this has rlly got me thinking

10.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i probably wouldve figured this out wayyyyy sooner if the timing of this post wasnt horrendous 😭 idk if thats still indicative of anything on your end or not but afaik this was a me problem but ty for being willing to check anyways!!

09.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OKAY UPDATE: i just got home and was able to actually fiddle with my files. i turned off an upscale of the battlefield rose attire to uranus that was below this mod in priority and the chest crests went away. i dont think it was the mod itself, just a weird conflict despite my prios being in order?

09.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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