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DOJ orders prison inspectors to stop considering LGBTQ safety standards A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence.

A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence. n.pr/44K1Tb9

Nothing #bundt cakes is just #weddingcakes for single people.

This is known, right?

Because she( #AnneHathaway) ain’t gonna let Stone get it without a fight.

I think #EmmaStone ‘s work as of late is making me feel like she’s the next #MerylStreep. And Anne is using devil wears Prada to lip sync for her life.
#devilwearsprada2

What’s going on?

People gonna #GameStop the @nytimes.com ?

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No shit, peak millennial puberty. The great avocado reckoning was beginning to rise.

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Right after impact.

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Update: nothing happened

Gay dance rave all night in front of the White House, stat.

I feel like #masc4masc #bros take the most #hole pics. Show me the data. I feel it. #creatinehole #holepics #gay #bros4bros

I just overheard someone talking about the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn and I totally forgot they existed.

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When he says he just finished seeing Louis CK’s stand up and you remind him of Louis CK.

Is there a community of designers and animators who’ve all created the asteroid extinction event of dinosaurs? I know I’ve seen this end of life event at least 10-15 different ways/times. I’m developing a palette but kind of eating in the dark, you know?

Would you ever live in a household where others are sleeping and you’re up/leaving for work in the morning, but you hear a chirping every 30 seconds or so from a fire alarm desperate for new energy and choose to ignore it leaving it for the others to wake up to?

There’s a special place in hell for those who leave a fire alarm chirping in the morning before leaving to work.

Hopefully they don't make her suicidal.

Butt plugs.
#God made them for a reason.

Moist thinking about the Walz? You should use better adhesive next time.

Are all #poly non-queers #jeep lovers because of the rubber ducky thing? Seems extreme leaving your ducks all over the place.

I wish dill had more prominence in the U.S. and not just on the ranch.

NPR, were you already invited to the UN Group Chat?

This shit is misleading.

#conspiracytheory do most of #genz twinks struggle with a receding hairline and that’s why they all do a mop of hair out front look?

A #CalebTheron bit where he’s just looking at toast that’s been toasted to the edge and he goes “mhmm…that’s toast baby.” It then becomes the modern day #ChloeSevigny toast bit. He hates it. She hates it. They podcast about this common bond. Everybody is toast.

Are #Hoka’s just the offspring of #BrooksRunning Shoes and #Scketcher’s Shape Ups? (Post lawsuit of course.)

@rorycarroll.bsky.social are you the Rory boss daddy of @jalopnik.bsky.social ? I’d like to imagine you are & that you have influence over these twats at Forbes suckin Musk D w/ HLs like “You May Hate Elon But Tesla’s 2025 Model Y Is Still The EV SUV To Beat.” Can y’all mock these shitbox articles?