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ethan :)

@ethansucks.bsky.social

twenty-six. VA. barista with a master’s degree. lg(bt+). πŸ“½οΈ https://boxd.it/3IF6P πŸ“š https://tinyurl.com/2cn26e3r

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β€œjust leave the country if you hate it so bad” you see i would but your government won’t let me update my travel documents so i cant leave the country

10.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my best one yet

09.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was gonna go hook up w this guy and asked him if he had ever been with an afab person and after not responding for 90 minutes, he says no, then invites me to some abandoned buildings by the river… baby i’m smarter than that

08.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if i have to see that chaser on instagram who boasts and has pride in being a chaser again it’s on fuckin sight bro

08.03.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

work is so busy and i’m in the middle of a mental breakdown i feel like i’m about to explode into a puddle of tears over a latte

07.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no literally i write 5 paragraph texts in like 10 minutes

05.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me asf

05.03.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people who think writing a 5 paragraph essay in 50 minutes is impossible without external assistance from ai tools are facing a level of literacy decline never before seen

05.03.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

pulling out the senior year shakespeare at lunch pics

04.03.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t be fooled all we do is watch tv and eat pizza

04.03.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and i did!

04.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAO my partner always says β€œeven when you were a little girl you were a boy” tru!

04.03.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m stealth at work & my boss just asked for baby pics of us to do some social media trend… idk how to explain this one

03.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ethansuck.s on ig hehe mwah

03.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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here are some pics i took during my nyc trip that didn’t make it on the insta dump

03.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
raccoon latte art from the soiree in nyc :)

raccoon latte art from the soiree in nyc :)

my dog, maddux, going crazy style on a pup cup

my dog, maddux, going crazy style on a pup cup

my partner viewing a wall of art at our local art museum

my partner viewing a wall of art at our local art museum

a picture of me :)

a picture of me :)

need a new pinned so here’s a march #promosky :)

ˏˋ°‒*β€βž· hello! i'm ethan (he/him)
➺ 26, VA, lg(bt)+
➺ harry styles, country western, 80s pop
➺ cozy games & puzzles
➺ museum know-it-all & trivia nerd
➺ lover of my dog & all backyard critters

β™‘ / β†Ί appreciated

01.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
raccoon latte art from the soiree in nyc :)

raccoon latte art from the soiree in nyc :)

my dog, maddux, going crazy style on a pup cup

my dog, maddux, going crazy style on a pup cup

my partner viewing a wall of art at our local art museum

my partner viewing a wall of art at our local art museum

a picture of me :)

a picture of me :)

need a new pinned so here’s a march #promosky :)

ˏˋ°‒*β€βž· hello! i'm ethan (he/him)
➺ 26, VA, lg(bt)+
➺ harry styles, country western, 80s pop
➺ cozy games & puzzles
➺ museum know-it-all & trivia nerd
➺ lover of my dog & all backyard critters

β™‘ / β†Ί appreciated

01.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new icon/header hello what do we think

01.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

woah 26…

26.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

26.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

SAW MICHELLE WILLIAMS ON BROADWAY LAST NIGHT AND. WOW!!!! wow she is soooo. i love women

25.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

summer grass > spring > winter > fall

25.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and now we’re making fun of the business man on the phone in front of us together

24.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guys i chatted with her and found out her daughter was born on THE SAME DAY as me… AND YEAR… crazy

24.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

or when you’re not on a confined moving vehicle 😭

24.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s a guy in the seat in front of me who keeps answering calls and going β€œi’m on the train so my service is spotty but-β€œ then proceeds to talk for 20 minutes

24.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHA deserved <3

24.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

want to strike up a convo with the woman next to me on the train bc i’m bored but she’s reading </3

24.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

people who take business calls on public transport…. there’s a special place in hell for u

24.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

feeling cozy af

24.02.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0