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Paz Pardo

@pazsays.bsky.social

Talk like Sam Spade, live like Miss Marple. Real life: Buenos Aires. Fiction: debut novel THE SHAMSHINE BLIND (scifi noir alternate history!) from Atria Books: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-shamshine-blind-a-novel-paz-pardo/80bf4e7d932a98a6

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screenshot of a comment on bbc good food

david harris, 10th may 2019, five stars:

This was really yummy and simple. Instead of pork I used lamb, and in place of the onions I used a few leeks. My kids don't like paprika so I used oven chips instead, and as I'm watching my weight I substituted the crème fraîche with low fat sausages.

screenshot of a comment on bbc good food david harris, 10th may 2019, five stars: This was really yummy and simple. Instead of pork I used lamb, and in place of the onions I used a few leeks. My kids don't like paprika so I used oven chips instead, and as I'm watching my weight I substituted the crème fraîche with low fat sausages.

found the person in charge of food delivery substitutions

03.03.2026 12:09 — 👍 429    🔁 87    💬 7    📌 3

This clip is an absolute must watch.

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Harold Hill Sings “Marian the Librarian” (Clip) | The Music Man (1962) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies Harold Hill Sings “Marian the Librarian” (Clip) | The Music Man (1962) | TCM

YOU ARE SO CORRECT
youtu.be/Hf4iRGHoRrw?...

02.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and it is SO GOOD

02.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

once more with feeling for the people who are wise enough to stay off socials on the weekends

02.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 15    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

somebody sewed so many panels for that dress to be a reality

02.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that is some incredible costume design, thank you for exposing me to this gif

02.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'm just singing "We Will All Go Together When We Go" in higher and higher registers as the day goes on

02.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hwat

02.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a sesame street ad shows two monsters talking on a telephone Alt: The martian muppets from Sesame Street (googly eyes, floopy mouths, and pipe-cleaner antennae) looking at a rotary phone through a window and saying NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
02.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$300 million mistake

That's the same cost as 25,000 Head Start slots

02.03.2026 12:57 — 👍 641    🔁 214    💬 8    📌 8

This is just to say

I am trapped
In Dubai
While my
Labradoodles
Are sick

Forgive me
My Mounjaro pen
Is in the ice box
So crisp
And so cold

02.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 158    🔁 30    💬 4    📌 0

Raffi, apparently! (at least on the playing word games part, no sign that we share motivations for seeking out this pastime)

02.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did not think Arrested Development would turn out to be a keystone text for understanding modern politics but here we are

02.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

who up playing word games trying to convince their neurons that they are still connected

02.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot from Merriam Webster's REUNION: the word "DOOM" spelled out with the cutest little cartoon hedgehog hanging out in the last square in the row.

Screenshot from Merriam Webster's REUNION: the word "DOOM" spelled out with the cutest little cartoon hedgehog hanging out in the last square in the row.

mood

02.03.2026 13:37 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Uuuuuuuh nothing portentous going on here or anything

02.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Master Class: Fairytales as Inspiration with Edward Carey — The Shipman Agency 1 Session: Sunday, March 8 11:00am-2:00pm ET Edward Carey How to reignite your imagination, sharpen your fiction, and give yourself permission to be braver and stranger in your writing through the ...

Ahoy, Bluesky! Edward Carey is teaching an online course on Fairytales as Inspiration. He's taught fairytales to writers for two decades, at both the Iowa Writers Workshop & UT Austin, & knows everything about their joys & shadows.

www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/mast...

25.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 35    🔁 24    💬 2    📌 3

did I cackle when I read the phrase “linguistic terrorists”? oh, did I EVER

01.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oof + yikes

01.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

some of the most ambitious and imaginative linguistic play I’ve come across in quite a while

01.03.2026 11:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What a wild weekend, Womble (and not the good kind 😭). I just finished C. L. Polk’s THE FEYWILD JOB—cosy romantasy, a balm to my soul. Now I’m digging into @mahmudelsayed.bsky.social’s THE REPUBLIC OF MEMORY, excellent so far; a generation ship on the edge of either disaster, revolution, or both +

01.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

We bombed Iran?! | I need to pay that bill | Kansas antitrans ID law!! | Don’t forget Hugo noms | do we still have Venezuela’s president? | *an email re: book promotion* | I can’t pay this bill | cutting funds to MN?? | I need to check on my friends | timeline fights about doomerism | taxes | REPEAT

28.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 274    🔁 65    💬 0    📌 7

I remembered working with one in middle school electronics class and when the kid started showing an absurd amount of interest in connections a couple years ago (and no interest in toys) I was like I KNOW JUST THE THING

28.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
An incredibly messy table that was NOT cleared before dinner, no matter how many times SOMEONE was told to do it: random cables and bits of electronics scattered everywhere, a marker, a box with circuits printed on it. Among the chaos sits a bowl of brown rice, salmon, and roasted cabbage topped with cucumbers doused in chili crisp. Above the bowl, a child’s two hands hold radio emitter and receiver chips.

An incredibly messy table that was NOT cleared before dinner, no matter how many times SOMEONE was told to do it: random cables and bits of electronics scattered everywhere, a marker, a box with circuits printed on it. Among the chaos sits a bowl of brown rice, salmon, and roasted cabbage topped with cucumbers doused in chili crisp. Above the bowl, a child’s two hands hold radio emitter and receiver chips.

Started with the cucumbers, dumplings are in the freezer for tonight! (Attempt at cute foodie photo utterly thwarted by child’s pride in their newly acquired arduino components)

28.02.2026 12:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yesssss, so delicious even my melanin-deprived tastebuds loved it

28.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why must we live through the early 2000s a second time

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There is actually broadly speaking no need to have any discourse on the war against Iran beyond this: this is insane, and should not be happening, and Bibi and Trump alike will burn in hell for all the deaths they will cause.

28.02.2026 11:10 — 👍 363    🔁 101    💬 0    📌 0

MIKE I was ALREADY hungry

27.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0