Phoefi on Twitch

People immediately judge me when they find out I do OF. I’m celibate, I’ve never done drugs, I’m chronically ill and take care of my Mother full-time by myself. I volunteer for a local homeless charity every week. But god forbid I capitalise on the fact that I have nice feet 😂

I’m Phoenix and I’m a variety streamer, mostly playing retro and horror games! It gets pretty chaotic and unhinged around here, I make a lot of dick jokes and our main topics of conversation are smegma and haemorrhoids 😂 I’m terrible at games but I have so much fun streaming!

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Porn has been banned in the UK, which means that even more guys are gonna be in my DMs asking for nudes 🤦🏻‍♀️

‪To clarify, I don’t have smegma, we just talk about it a LOT. I’m out here spreading awareness for the long-suffering girlies and gays ❤️‬

According to my Twitch chat, my ‘brand’ is smegma and haemorrhoids 😂

Playing Peak for the first time!

Pop by and tell me what three items you would bring to a deserted island!

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Tonight we’re playing Peak for the first time! Will I manage to escape the deserted island, or will I be stuck here forever, forced to resort to cannibalism and god forbid - a life without WiFi?!

Pop by at 8pm (UK) to find out!

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I’d been on a hiatus and wasn’t sure anyone would turn up, but you guys kept me company throughout my 10 hour stream on Friday and I’m so thankful for how generous people were!

Mostly I’m grateful for you guys choosing to spend time with me 🥰

I’ll be back streaming tomorrow!

Do you think David Attenborough ever giggles to himself when he has to say ‘boobies’ during a voiceover?

phoefi - Twitch ⭐️ Mod day ⭐️ My mods choose my games ⭐️ Henry Stickmin ⭐️ Spyro the Dragon ⭐️ 7 Days to Die ⭐️

I’m live now doing a super long gaming marathon stream!

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Whether you chat or lurk, all support is greatly appreciated ❤️

As a special thank you, each of my Twitch mods get to choose a game for me to play today!

We’ll be starting with Henry Stickmin, then Spyro the Dragon, and finishing with 7 Days to Die!

I’ll be streaming from 3pm - midnight, so please pop by and keep me company 🥰

You will never see me try to drag other small streamers down just because I’m not doing as well as I’d hoped I’d be doing by now.

Since I can’t afford to pay my mods for their hard work (and constant trolling), we’re doing MOD WEEK! As a thank you, they get to choose what I play for every stream this week 😛

So join me at 8pm (UK) to play Spyro for the first time!

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Are there any other streamers out there who have Fibromyalgia?

Us spoonies have to look out for each other ❤️

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Going out of your way to accuse women on the internet of being ‘male’ is ultimate jobless sweaty virgin degen Discord mod living in his Mum’s basement and living off Pot Noodles while wanking into a MLP cum jar behaviour.

I’ll never understand why big streamers who do a lot of ‘react content’ don’t just get YouTube premium. I’m the brokest bitch I know, but even I value my time too much for that shit.

If we’re mutuals on here and you’re a Twitch streamer, feel free to drop your link in the comments!

I want to make sure I’m following you all 🥰

New video up now on my Patreon 😊

Baking a chocolate cake for my Mum’s birthday!

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Access all of my exclusive behind-the-scenes content for $5 per month - I post edited IRL videos, personal life updates, as well as workout progress pics etc!

New video up now on my Patreon!

Singing Wonderwall to my cat because we couldn’t get Oasis tickets…

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Here’s a picture from every single stream this month!

I painted myself a different colour of the rainbow to celebrate Pride (with a bonus Mr Blobby stream and I also did my first ever baking stream).

It’s been a lot of fun, but I’ll be glad to see the back of the face paints 😂

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Your favourite sleep paralysis demon is live now playing MiSide!

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Since I’ve literally been every colour of the rainbow this month, it’s only right that we finish it off with a cursed Mr Blobby stream 😂

I’ll also be playing MiSide for the first time!

Starting at 8pm (UK time) 😊

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Stream schedule for this week:

Monday 8pm - 11pm (UK)
Thanks to Dozybrit, we reached 50% of our donation goal, so I’m doing another Mr Blobby cosplay stream!

Friday 8pm - 11:30pm (UK)
Drunk Oasis karaoke stream (for everyone who couldn’t get Oasis tickets)

To celebrate Pride month, I painted myself a different colour of the rainbow for every stream in June!

Which look was your favourite? 😛

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I’m live now and I’m streaming until I finally win in Roblox Shrimp Game!

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Last day of painting myself every colour of the rainbow to celebrate Pride month! I’ve been red, orange, yellow, green, blue and now purple 😂

In honour of Squid Game season 3 finally coming out, tonight I’ll be streaming until I win in Roblox Shrimp Game!

I’ve never won before, and I usually spend the entire time getting roasted by 6 year olds, so we could be in for a rough night 😂

Starting at 8pm (UK time) 😊

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Nothing makes you feel your age like realising you’ve been bamboozled by an AI video.

I’M LIVE NOW!

Let’s play oddschool Abe’s Oddysee games!

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Tonight we’ll be playing a few oldschool Abe’s Oddysee games!

You guys know I love a bit of nostalgia! If you pop by the stream, come tell me what your favourite game was from your childhood 😊

I’ll be going live at 8pm (UK time)

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