Susan Sassi

I suddenly need to buy something on amazon. I'm not sure why. #superbOwl2025 #SuperBowl2025 #kendricklamar

I can tell by the look in Taylor's eyes, she's writing a song about the Eagles right now. #goeagles #superbOwl #superbowl #taylorswift

Hot update on the job search. I tried being an Avenger but was fired immediately. I have to work on my superhero smolder. I did get better with practice.

This office has a manager who knows how to cheer up the employees. However, everyone's performance report says they are under a quota for belly rubs.

Trump grabbed Pensylvania by the Beaver County

2024 election, you must be my ex, because waiting for you to finish is torture. Get me a freaking martini, honey!

Real groundhog found among stuffed animals inside claw machine in Pennsylvania A real groundhog was found surrounded by stuffed animals inside a claw machine near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Looks like six more months of stuffed animals

Study finds Gen Xers and Millenials are at a higher risk for 17 cancers. And if in LA, those cancers ar at a higher risk of having a scorpio rising.

I just had so much fun chatting with A.D. Amorosi for Theatre in the Round on WPPM-LP Philadelphia 106.5FM. I'm not sure when my interview will air, but possibly this Monday at 4 pm EST!! I think you can listen in here: phillycam.org/listen #philadelphiafringe #fringearts #philadephiatheatre

Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles 1. Patience is key. 2. Remember to take breaks for self-care. 3. And don’t forget to go to the bathroom. 4. It’s better to make slow progress with ...

Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles by @susansassi.bsky.social

I got published in McSweeney! All the dating finally paid off

@lukevburns.bsky.social !!!🍾🍾🥳

The names of my male board of directors has been officially announced in The Belladonna. You'll want to donate immediately when you see these names. They sound so competent!

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Lol for the love of god someone buy this guy a new bookcase

I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...

Thanks for sharing!!!

Stop Doing This One Common Thing Right Now or You’ll Die It could kill you any second!

Stop Doing This One Common Thing Right Now or You’ll Die by @susansassi.bsky.social

have you tried reselling the Bay Leaves on ebay?

I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...

This satire was brought to you by my social anxiety and the letters "A" & "I" Thank you Belladonna for Publishing my work! #alexa #siri #googlehome #ai

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🎉🎉 thank you

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@lukevburns.bsky.social

@lukevburns.bsky.social at long last it is up!

How Many Health Industry Professionals Does It Take to Get Life-Saving Medical Equipment? Seriously, I need the answer.

"I should have sent my prescription to the marks brothers" - Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for Medical Treatments Covered by Health Insurance . Check out my new article on @thebelladonnacomedy thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-many-hea...

The rave reviews are pouring in:

"God I hate that book. This article almost made me want to readi it again. But, no."

I'll take it!

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Thank you!

I wrote a piece for me and all the other literary nerds out there! Also, good for those feeling nostalgic for High School English class! (ps I mean nerds as a compliment in the most loving way possible) medium.com/jane-austens...