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Also 5?? Goals??? FIVE???? #NJDevils

Y'all it happened. Duolingo put me in tournament/league with one of my friends. Like an actual, real person friend that I've hung out with in the flesh.

coming out of my tech detox to say this game is silly #RedSox

And bets on if he does get back to play he's still playing with fucked up teeth. Like he hasn't had time to get them fixed, right? Too busy being plastered

Unrelated can Jack even get back to NJ to play today given even more snow happened lmao #NJDevils

I now want Quinn on the #NJDevils *purely* for the sibling shenanigans with Jack and Luke. Watching this Olympics shannigans stint has been chefs kiss

Spoken like a true masshole (complimentary)

Will Flemming we know who the Password is you don't need to literally spell it out for us #RedSox

I am just now discovering all the *absolutely plastered* Quinn Hughes content from yesterday and I am CACKLING

Basking in the glory of both of my teams be responsible for the golden goals #BostonFleet #NJDevils

Not me beaming like an idiot watching the Hughes brothers be siblings who love each other and are thrilled puppies 🥹

a cartoon character is laying on the grass Alt: Lisa Simpson laying on the grass staring in existential crisis at the sky

How the fuck am I supposed to go back to regular PWHL and NHL hockey after these gold medal games

Jack in the box hehehe

Not getting that too many players call also probably gave us the medal tbh

Are you really telling me I have to go back to Marky after watching this performance by Hellebuyck

Hellebuyck is the reason we won this game like Jesus Christ

Yes I'm watching the men's gold medal game a day late what of it, it's a fantastic game holy shit

Times I am extremely patriotic: US vs Canada Olympic hockey

Blizzard of '26, a clone of Blizzard of '78? It's close.

'78 top snow totals: 36" in MA, 38" in RI
'26 top snow totals: 31" in MA, 36.2" in RI
Lowest pressure: '26 = 968 mb, '79 955.5

'78 wins, but barely. Both near exact storm track. Wow.

#mawx #riwx #blizzard #noreaster @bostonglobe.com

Drains by James they give a poop about your pipes #RedSox

I also brought my skis inside from my car so that way I need to go somewhere tomorrow they're not trapped in there

Was thinking on a pre-blizzard walk how knowing how to ski or snowboard or snowshoe really is a survival skill in snowy places, because you can get around when there's feet of snow on the ground

God I missed the baseball radio call banter. Joe and Flemming have been going on and on about various italian foods for a couple innings lol #RedSox

Will Flemming you are a Boston sports professional how are are you not aware that Hillary Knight was the captain of the Fleet for 2 years, Megan Keller our current captain scored the game winning goal, and Aerin "more SOs than GA" Frankel is our goalie #RedSox

Flemming you are fluent in Spanish how are you fucking this guy's name up #redsox

Listening to a baseball game while Joe and Flemming are bantering about the incoming blizzard, ah #RedSox spring training

Soft sugar cookies. The big fluffy prepackaged kind with the frosting and the sprinkles.

I'm going insane watching this curling match holy shit

Watching the women's team curling bronze match and the commentators are explaining how curling works like all of us haven't been glued to it all Olympics

TOP OF THE WORLD 🌍

@bostonfleet.com Captain Megan Keller finishes the Olympic tournament leading with THREE goals and tied with Caroline Harvey for the points lead with NINE!