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@crustacean.bsky.social

• 27 y/o polar burr named Icey • he/she/they genderfluid • DJ (Caustic Crab: J-Core, Frenchcore) • Honorary dragon (accepting Kobold applications) • #SongOfTheWeek every Monday

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Gay lil' pokelizard 🦎

28.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 978    🔁 260    💬 5    📌 2

HiTECH ETERNAL (Mix played at Interlopr last night) is now up on Mixcloud

www.mixcloud.com/CaucasianCru...

01.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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bruh

02.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even if u don't play rhythm games I highly recommend digging thru the iidx/popn music osts bc they hit so different

01.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 65    🔁 25    💬 6    📌 4

HiTECH ETERNAL (Mix played at Interlopr last night) is now up on Mixcloud

www.mixcloud.com/CaucasianCru...

01.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Generic ITG2 BGAs just make for good rave visuals what can I say

01.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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L

01.03.2026 15:29 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
an illustrated three panel comic featuring an anthropomorphic fox character.

three featureless characters talk to the fox:
"Oh cool, you grew up in (redacted)? What was it like?"
"What's your favorite childhood memory?"
"LMAO do you remember that time in high school..."

the fox smiles and starts thinking back. a thought bubble forms above their head, going off-screen.

the fox's smile fades. they look at their thought bubble, revealed to contain nothing but a greyish blur.

an illustrated three panel comic featuring an anthropomorphic fox character. three featureless characters talk to the fox: "Oh cool, you grew up in (redacted)? What was it like?" "What's your favorite childhood memory?" "LMAO do you remember that time in high school..." the fox smiles and starts thinking back. a thought bubble forms above their head, going off-screen. the fox's smile fades. they look at their thought bubble, revealed to contain nothing but a greyish blur.

quirky childhood stories!! 🤣🤣
#art #comic #oc

01.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 1702    🔁 362    💬 23    📌 14

THE GODHAND DESCENDS!!!!
PROJEKT GODHAND HITS 1.0 ON STEAM NOW!!!
Enjoy the first chapter of the story of the girl who destroyed the world........

We've been working on this thing for a hot minute, heh heh...

01.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 66    🔁 27    💬 3    📌 0

yinglet named Kiki and kobold named Bouba (they’re best friends)

01.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Welcome to Prytaneion 2.0, where there's music to be heard and secrets to be solved #VRChat #Interlopr

twitch.tv/interlopr

28.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Interlopr #024: SQUARE ONE

@djmeowtastic.bsky.social @itshowl.xyz @crustacean.bsky.social KTZLRMZ

28 February 2026 / 21:00 CET (3 p.m. ET)

The operation in Paradisus has only posed more questions than it answered.

#VRChat #Interlopr

26.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 10    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1
An illustration of Westy the anthropomorphic polar bear with blue sparkly accents, and diamond shaped paw prints and cheek marks, waving towards the viewer with excitement

An illustration of Westy the anthropomorphic polar bear with blue sparkly accents, and diamond shaped paw prints and cheek marks, waving towards the viewer with excitement

Heyo Hello Hi!!! 👋👋👋

28.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 442    🔁 112    💬 17    📌 1

IT'S ME, GARY

I'M IN HERE

28.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

This was inevitable. They will go after it everywhere.

It will be FFXIV. It will be VRChat. They'll go after anything and everything. It doesn't matter if it's your cup of tea or not. What matters is simply that they will try to censor everything and control anything.

28.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 225    🔁 142    💬 3    📌 5

I'm awake at 4am because tummy hurt ):

28.02.2026 09:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Shadow Lugia Pizza Gang

28.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 1748    🔁 495    💬 14    📌 2

hi kira

28.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
 digital drawing of the user and her fiance, spencer, who is handing her a deck box. 

spencer: OK you’re new to Magic The Gathering. We gotta get you a new deck. 

The deck box reads: Group Hug! Miss Bunny Foo Foo. The deck box depicts a beautiful rabbit woman with a lovely floral hat and big smile. 

maddi: If you guys are pranking me it’s not funny. 
spencer: NO! She’s actually really good!
stranger poking his head out from the side of the panel: she is. she’s really good.

digital drawing of the user and her fiance, spencer, who is handing her a deck box. spencer: OK you’re new to Magic The Gathering. We gotta get you a new deck. The deck box reads: Group Hug! Miss Bunny Foo Foo. The deck box depicts a beautiful rabbit woman with a lovely floral hat and big smile. maddi: If you guys are pranking me it’s not funny. spencer: NO! She’s actually really good! stranger poking his head out from the side of the panel: she is. she’s really good.

I have since learned that Ms. Bumbleflower is a beast

28.02.2026 00:17 — 👍 1972    🔁 517    💬 5    📌 0
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oopsie I took a big nappy today (:

28.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I aint gonna sugarcoat it
j.MP j.MP j.MP j.MP j.MP

27.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM POLAR BEAW

27.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a polar bear is swimming in the water looking at the camera ALT: a polar bear is swimming in the water looking at the camera

Happy international polar bear day!!

27.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
A custom Magic: the Gathering card by /u/relative-tennis-6633
Unbeatable - 1BB
(an enchantment where combat damage to your opponents is illegal*)
*they're crimes
(and each opponent loses 1 life when you do crimes)

unbeatable is a game by D-CELL games. you should play it

A custom Magic: the Gathering card by /u/relative-tennis-6633 Unbeatable - 1BB (an enchantment where combat damage to your opponents is illegal*) *they're crimes (and each opponent loses 1 life when you do crimes) unbeatable is a game by D-CELL games. you should play it

www.reddit.com/r/HellsCube/...
oh my god

06.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I come back home from work with terrible news

26.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Genuinely trying not to vomit while on the clock

26.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm

Tired

I'm so fucking tired

26.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well that's news to wake up to as a kansan

26.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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